The following morning everyone raced to get to the downstairs bathroom . Fiona won and Carl stared using the sink , infront of everyone including Ivy ...
"Holy shit . Dude that is a mangled mess." Lip chuckled making everyone unfortunately look at carls private parts
"Oh my god." Ivy snorted
"It's all bloody and raw man." Ian added
"You shouldn't have gotten that stupid circumcision."
"Alright well I did and there nothing I can do about it now so fuck you guys. I already feel like enough of a freak being the only Gallagher who's not circumcised . Thanks for making me feel worse about it."
Carl then left the 3 .
"Maybe we said to much?" The boys agreed with Ivy, Fiona then left the bathroom and once again they raced
Ivy won
"Haha fuckers!"
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Ivy and Ian were picking Carl up from school in the ambulance when Ian told her about how he fucked this lady
"I cant believe you screwed a lady. Your gay Ian."
"At least I know I'm 100% gay now."
"Thank god for that."
"It was grim the folds the hair the slime."
"Aye don't talk shit about my body."
"Well it wasn't yours Ivy."
"Yeah but—,"
"Just shut up. I texted Caleb gonna meet him after work."
"Gonna compare vagina stories?"
"That's exactly what we are gonna do. There's Carl. Carl Gallagher please approach the ambulance . Gonna need you to speed up Carl ."
Everyone stared Carl down as he reached the ambulance and got in with a bright red face from embarrassment
"You guys have already pissed me off enough lately , drive."
"Jesus calm down"
"Whats happening to me?" Carl asked , he was laying in the back of the ambulance with Ivy next to him
"Ivy gave you a jumbo dose of Thorazine."
"My brain feels like cotton candy."
"Yep that's the way your gonna feel for the next 72 hours bud."
"Thanks to Ivy! There's no way your getting a boner on that shit."
"Don't have to think about hairy balls anymore." Carl blurted
"What?" Ivy laughed
"You guys are the best."
"Thanks Carl."
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"Everyone wake up." Lip shook Ivy
"What's going on?" She asked
"That!"
"Oh shit! Fuck." Ivy jumped up from the sofa waking Ian up as she did so
"Holy Shit." Ian jumped
"Dont say papa never gave you a pet." Frank cackled
"Frank what the fuck!"
They all managed to shoo the raccoon out of the house and all managed to go back to sleep.
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Ivy milkovich
FanfictionIvy finds herself back in the place she grew up in, Chicago , she wasn't planning on staying for long but that took a turn when she slipped right back into the Gallagher family "Ivy, where do I start, always with my boy Ian I used to think you guys...
