"Helping Fiona with the bills at patsy's place is in a Financial shitstorm."
"Yeah the alibi too! Svetlanas getting things in order , which makes me the house husband."
"I keep forgetting about the weird situation you got going on with your TWO wives." Ivy chuckled
"It's not weird it's modern."
"You're gonna draw me a ven diagram to explain how that works ."
"What's up with mopey?" Kev pointed at Ian
"Boy trouble."
"Girl trouble" ian corrected
"I'll draw you a Venn diagram to explain that too."
Kevin just stared weirdly at Ian
"Is he still gay?" Kev mouthed to Ivy
"Yes."
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"I saw you with her last night." Ian spat
"You were spying on me?" Caleb asked
"Yeah , ivys idea cause she knew you were cheating since the minute you brought up Denise."
"I wasn't cheating."
"Cut the crap Caleb." Ivy rolled her eyes "so you didn't fuck Denise then?"
"Cheating would be if I sucked some guys cock, alright"
"So you didn't sleep with her?"
"I didn't say that"
"No excuse for cheating Caleb"
"Did you or did you not fuck Denise?" Ian asked
"What's the big deal?"
Ian laughed
"What's the big deal!" Ian repeated Caleb's words
"She's an old friend"
"Who you fuck?" Ivy yelled
"we've been sleeping together since we were kids. Don't make this into something more than it is."
"You're taking your dick , you're putting it in a vagina."
"And your telling me you've never done that before , surely you've fucked Ivy."
"No I havent! I'm gay."
"So am I! Sticking my dick in my friends vagina doesn't make me not gay."
"Are you hearing this Raul?" Ian asked his mate who just walked in
"This is why I ddint wanna tell you — because I didn't want you freaking out."
"He's allowed to freak out if his boyfriends going behind his back and fucking a girl!" Ivy stood up and got in Caleb's face
"Back the fuck up Ivy."
"Or what?"
"Just back up."
"I'm going."
"Ian don't go." Caleb begged
"Sorry but this inexperienced vag fucker had gotta get to work." Ian walked out the room leaving Ivy stuck with Caleb
"You screwed it big time Caleb."
"Why can't he be accepting."
"Why didn't you tell him your bisexual?"
"I'm not!"
"You're fucking a lady and a man! Make your mind up."
"Your stupid! And to think I really liked you."
"Well thanks for liking me but fuck off."
"Screw you"
"Screw you too cheater!"
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"Popped your stitches again Carl?"
"Look Dominique won't stop talking dirty to me."
"I thought you told her to leave you alone for 72 hours?"
"I did man."
"Jesus she can't get enough of you."
"For real, thanks for picking me up Ivy."
"No problem kid but I gotta dash , meeting Ian and lip. Just confronted Caleb about the cheating didn't go too well."
"Shit man well thanks again."
"Anytime."
She patted carls back before walking up the steps to join the boys at this cafe they were sat at
"The party has arrived!" Ivy smiled
"Boring"
"Boo!"
"Both of you shut up." She giggled .
"We confronted Caleb earlier." Ian told lip "he's screwing her."
"I guess there's something said for honesty right?"
"Except he says it's not cheating."
"How'd he come up with that reasoning?"
"Says if it were a guy then he'd be cheating. Bullshit I know" Ivy added
"I guess it kind of makes sense though."
"No lip it doesn't."
"You ever fucked a guy before?"
"Fuck no Ian."
"Cause your 100% straight right?"
"Absolutely."
"Yeah well Caleb's trying to argue that nobody's a 100% anything ."
"It's cheaters logic."
"Ever think about experimenting?"
"With a dude? No."
"Think it makes you less... Worldly or some shit ?"
"Why? Are you thinking about experimenting with a chick because you've got a bestfriend who's a chick."
"Lip!" Ivy kicked him under the table
"No lip, I don't know actually . Maybe. So what would you do right? You're with this chick, bombshell chick, you're fooling around you know? Look down and you realise a guy had joined . He's sucking your dick."
"How far along am I?"
"So your like 93% straight."
"It's like 96% straight."
"Ivy what about you , if a girl joined in with you having sex would you stop?"
"Hell no , if the girls hot I'd continue."
"Damn Hm sounded way more gay then lip so 87% straight."
"Yeah let's go with that."
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Ivy milkovich
FanfictionIvy finds herself back in the place she grew up in, Chicago , she wasn't planning on staying for long but that took a turn when she slipped right back into the Gallagher family "Ivy, where do I start, always with my boy Ian I used to think you guys...
