Blocking You | Namjin

Chapter 34

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GUYS I'M SO CONFUSED!

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GO BACK AND SEE IF YOU REMEMBER READING CHAPTER 32!!!
I CAME ON HERE TO UPDATE THIS AND IT TOLD ME I HAD UPDATED CHAPTER 33, BUT NOT 32!

MAKE SURE ME AND WATTPAD AT JUST CRAZY, BECAUSE YOU GUYS MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED A CHAPTER! AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY BAD!

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Tuesday 7:59 AM

Joonie: Good morning.
Are you awake yet?

Delivered

Tuesday 8:23 AM

Seokjin: I was in class already, sorry Joonie.
I swear, one of my professors is a demon.
They have only two classes scheduled for one day, and one of them is at six a.m. for a two hour class.
And I ended up not getting into the twelve o'clock one, so I have to wake up at six a.m. on Tuesdays...

Tuesday 8:47 AM

Joonie: Aww, poor hyung.
Six a.m. IS ungodly though.

Seokjin: I'm surprised you didn't reply immediately.
Is someone actually paying attention in class today...?

Joonie: Nope.
I just didn't see your message.
I'm in class right now.
😘

Seokjin: Oh.
Then pay attention.
We can talk at lunchtime.

Joonie: 🥺
Hyung...

This user has blocked you.

Tuesday 12:36 PM

Seokjin: Is it your lunch time yet?

Joonie: I'm walking to it right now.
You blocked me!

Seokjin: I block you every day.
Why are you surprised.

Joonie: 😠
Anyway...
Whatcha wearing?

Seokjin: ???
Sweats??

Joonie: Oh really?
How hard were those to put on this morning?

Seokjin: Are you suggesting that I'm fat?
Do you want to get blocked permanently?

Joonie: NO NO!
That isn't what I meant, hyung...😅
I mean, like...
😣 Nevermind, forget it.

Seokjin: No, tell me.
If you aren't calling me fat, then what the hell was that question about?

Joonie: I was trying to flirt...
You know, like...
I meant to compliment your ass with that question.
Cause--
I mean, you could figure it out.

Seokjin: How would that question compliment my ass?
When the hell have you even gotten the chance to look at my ass?
You perverted brat...

Joonie: I had all the chances in the world yesterday.
A fat ass is a good ass, anyway.
😏 I just wanted to know if your ass gave you any trouble slipping on your pants.

Seokjin: Oh my god.
You are in SCHOOL!
WHY ARE YOU HORNY NOW?

Joonie: I don't recall ever saying I was horny, and I usually go screaming it to you.
And being in school won't deter me, either.
You think I haven't ever jerked off in school before?

Seokjin: Wait--
Have you?

Joonie: Do you really want to know?

Seokjin: No, no I don't.

Joonie: Well, I'll tell you anyway.
No, I haven't.
The only place I could is in the bathroom, and that place is nasty as fuck.
I don't go in the bathrooms period at school, unless it's a last resort.

Seokjin: Nastiest is something you both have in common, though.

Joonie: 😕
I'm not nasty.
I'm a good boy.

Seokjin: You are a conniving boy with a thirst for ass.
There is nothing good or clean about you! 😠

Joonie: Oops.
You caught me. 🙈

Seokjin: 😒

Joonie: Anyway, are you going to do anything after class?

This user has blocked you.

Joonie: YOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO THREATEN IT THIS TIME?!

This user has blocked you.

Joonie: I'M SUING YOU!

This user has blocked you.

Joonie: FOR HURTING MY FEELINGS!

This user has blocked you.

Joonie: 🥺

This user has blocked you.