Friday 7:57 AM
Joonie: BABYYYYYY!
YOU LEFT ME YESTERDAY!
I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!
Seokjin: It's too early for your bullshit.
Joonie: You were into my bullshit yesterday? 🤔
You flirted back. 😏
Seokjin: No I didn't.
I was just stating facts.
Joonie: But you admitted you liked my thighs.
You can sit on them if you like.
If you come over.
Or give me your address--
Seokjin: You don't even know my full name.
And you want me to sit on your thighs?
Joonie: Yup.
Seokjin: It's a no.
Joonie: Ugh.
Are all college students this uptight?
Don't you want to mess around while you're young?
And sexy asf?
Please sit on me...🥺
You look like you have a cute ass...😥
I just wanna touch it...😭
Seokjin: Calling me uptight won't help your case.
Joonie: 😒
Seokjin: Show me your grades.
Joonie: If they're good will you sit on my thighs?
Seokjin: If they're good I might tell you my name.
Joonie: [Image.jpg]
The picture was of his transcript, showing he had at least an 85 in all his classes.
Seokjin: Good boy.
Joonie: 🥺
What's your name?
Seokjin: I said I might tell you.
Not that I would.
Joonie: Tell me or I'll send you a dick pic!
Of someone else's tiny hairy limp dick!
Seokjin: Where do you even get these dick pics at?
Joonie: Just search 'small hairy limp dick' on Google.
It's a nightmare what you'll find.
Seokjin: You look up dicks in your free time?
Joonie: No I watch porn.
Seokjin: At least you're honest.
Joonie: Hurry up and tell me your name or I really will send you a picture of a dick.
Seokjin: Please don't.
It's Seokjin.
Joonie: [Image.jpg]
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Blocking You | Namjin
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