One Shots about Peter Parker.
Heavy SpideySon/Irondad
Story 1: Rogue Avengers And The Hydra Spider
Story 2: Meetings As Mr.Stark, Explain That
Story 3: Five pointless calls, and the 1 time that phone call actually mattered.
Story 4: I am... not Iron...
The Avengers were gathered around the sofa after a bit of digging on Peter, everyone stunned into silence. Peter went over to a coffee table, pulled up a hologram and started taking out mission files to project. Everyone was watching him.
"This is the undercover photoshoot I did for a wild horse charity in Venice"
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"Since when can you ride horseback?" Natasha questioned with squinted eyes, slightly angry for not knowing this about her son.
"I've known for quite a while mama" He replied before flicking his wrist and another photo swished up. "The rest of these are just photoshoots I did for alibis."
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MJ walked out of the elevator, looked at the hologram and started coughing before regaining herself "Get your half-dressed body off that damn screen and explain to me why I had to find out through Ned that you got shot yesterday."
Peter rubbed the back of his neck "Because I didn't want to have to sit through another lecture on how not to make witty remarks while punching someone."
"Sure. What are you doing anyways?"
"Looking through my modelling pictures."
"Great, count me in." MJ went and sat on the arm of the chair, next to Bucky, so Peter continued.
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"Why do they all look sexy?" Clint wondered outloud.
"It's Peter, he always look sexy, dickwad." MJ responded without missing a beat.
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"Ok, the pictures are nice and all, but we want to know about the stripper's pole. Give me the damn details kid." Tony persists, getting slightly bored.
"Ok, ok."
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"There are the main bits I do."
Wanda started choking on water and everyone else just stared at Peter's silhouette as MJ grinned.
"I remember that mission. I ended up giving like 20 lap dances before you pulled me off of this really old guy." She chuckled, much to the dismay of Peter, so he responded "He literally tried to kiss you and get under your top, that's not a lap dance that's just fucking pervy."
