꧁Coincidence? Or Is It Just Odd?꧂ [𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝚄𝙴𝙳]

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Akaza, in the supermarket: Hi, I kinda lost my friends. Is it okay if I make an announcement?

Akaza, on the speaker: 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬.

Douma, Ume and Gyuutaro, at the toy isle: AKAZA WHERE ARE YOU?!
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')

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Tanjiro: Why is everyone fighting over top and bottom? I would just be happy to have a bunk bed!😊

Nezuko: ...

Zenitsu: ...

Sanemi: ...

(Y/n): ...

Genya: ...

Sanemi: I'm gonna tell him

(Y/n): Don't you dare😀🗡️

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Hinata: hey, Shinobu..

Shinobu: Yes, Hinata?

Hinata: What's that pyramid tging called again in Egypt?

Shinobu: ....

Shinobu: Say that again, but slower.

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Asahi: Isn't it suppose to be "You saved my life, now I owe you"?

Nishinoya: Nope. The other way around. You saved my life and now I am your problem. You don't like it, kill me.

Asahi: Wait--

Nishinoya: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

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Kanao, pointing: May I sit here?

Tanjiro: that's.. my lap

Kanao: Yea, and that didn't answer the question.

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Ennoshita: What has one eye, but can't see

Tanjiro: A needle

Nishinoya: A blind cyclops?

Inosuke: A demon after I deciapte it and take one of it's eyeballs out.

Ennoshita: What?

Inosuke: What?

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Tanaka: If I punch myselt and it hurts, does that makes me strong or weak?

Nishinoya: strong!

Tsukishima: weak

Sugawara: an idiot

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Mitsuri: Is the pink panther a lion?

Obanai: ...

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(Y/n): Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Kageyama: As dark and bitter as my soul..

Tanjiro: One glass of milk coming right up

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