Phil's Kid

Ch-41-dRugZ-?

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"The game loaded!" I announce. "And Tommy!" I yell. "What?" He askes. "I'm not trapped or dead!" I say happily. "Fuck off."

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"Huh? Where am I?" I ask when I load onto an oak path. "That's the prime path!" Tommy yells. "It useless to some of us." Techno says. "Only you." Tommy says back. "Well, how do I get to my base?" I ask. "I know the way." Tubbo says then walks in front of me. "Follow me!" He says then runs off. I giggle. "Thanks."

I stop seeing someone walking on the same path as us. "Whos that?" I ask. Tubbo stops walking and looks at them too. The person in front of us types in-game chat.
: want some drugs phil?

"Quackity!" Tommy yells running up to us.

TommyInnit: big Q!
Quackity: my best customer!
Quackity: want more drugs?

"Oh great." Wilbur sighs. "Don't bother with Quackity." "He always sells drugs." Ranboo says. "Does he do drugs?" I ask watching Quackity throw sugar at Tommy and Tommy throw diamonds back to Quackity. "We all do!" Tommy yells throwing the sugar in the air, and it was back into his inventory. "Not me." Tubbo says. "No one does drugs." Wilbur says.

"Tommy, why are you throwing sugar?" I ask when he throws some sugar at Tubbo. "Ah! Get it away!" Tubbo yells running away as Tommy follows him. "Ranboo help!" "Tubbo where are you?" Ranboo askes. "I don't know!" "That's helpful." "Ahh! Tommy stop!" "No, try some drugs Tubbo!" "Ranboo!" "I don't know where you are!" "On Minecraft!"

I turn back and look at the Quackity guy who throws some sugar at me. I walk backward away from the sugar having an idea what is it.
Quackity: new consumers get one free ty
"Uhh." I say. "Help?" "Whee are you?" Wilbur askes. "I'm still on the prime path." I say walking backward away from Quackity as he walks towards me. "The drug dealer is still flowing me." I say. "Just kill him." Techno says. "I can do that?" "Sure."

I stop walking. Quackity walks up to me and throws sugar at me.

Quackity: try it
I pick up the sugar that has been renamed to "dRugZ", so I hit him with my fist.

Quackity: dont attack me!!

I hit him again.

Quackity: help!!!
WillburSoot: serves you right

"You can't kill big Q!" Tommy yells. "And who's gonna stop me?" I ask. "Me!" Tommy yells jumping confront of me and starts hitting me. "Oh, Tommy." I chuckle pulling out Phil's sword. "Do you not remember bedwars?"

TommyInnit was killed by Ph1LzA
TommyInnit: do I get free drugz from that?
Quackity: only if you pay
TommyInnit: fuck

I giggle. "Poor Tommy." I shake my head. "Fuck of." Tommy says annoyed. "Technoooo." I say. "What?" Techno askes "Tommy cursed at meee." "So?" "You told Phil you would watch ussss." I remind him. Wilbur chuckles. "He's right you know?" Techno sighs. "Tommy no cursing." "Or what? Bitch." "Uh oh, Tommys in for it now." Tubbo says.

"Ahhh!" Tommy starts screaming. "Please I just respawned!"

TommyInnit was killed by Technoblade
Quackity: f
TommyInnit: bullies
Quackity: f

"Thank youuuu." I say to Techno. "Yeah, yeah." Techno says. "Wow." Ranboo gases. "Since when was Techno against cursing?" "Since he told Phil, and I quote, I'll be here to watch the children." Wilbur says. "Hey!" Tommy yells. "True." Tubbo says. "Yeah, Tommy is a child." I say. "Fu-" Tommy starts. "Want to get killed again?" I ask interrupting Tommy with a smirk. "What was that?" I ask after Tommy grumbled something. "Nothing!"

"Wil, why can't you also watch the children?" Ranboo askes. Tubbo gasps. "Am I a child too?" "Sometimes, yes." Ranboo says. Tubbo gasps again. "Because, have you meet me?" Wilbur says answering Ranboo's question. "Yeah! You're a child too!" Tommy shouts. "No." Wilbur says. "I'm just not responsible." He says happily. "Isn't that a bad thing?" Techno askes. "Sometimes, yes." Wilbur says happily again.

"Then join Tubbo in the club." Tommy says. "Hey!" Tubbo says. "You act younger than me!" "Tommy that was mean." Ranboo says. "You're fine how you are Tubbo." "You're not helping!" We all laugh a bit then I realize Quackity is throwing more "dRugZ" at me.

Quackity was killed by Ph1LzA

The call goes silent for a short time. "He deserved it." I said. "He was throwing drugs at kids." "Well, I don't think he knew you were a kid." Wilbur says. "He knew Tommy was a kid." "Fair point."

All of a sudden someone joins the call speaking jibberish. I was so confused. "What the hell-?" "Big Q!" Tommy yells. The person stops speaking jibberish and starts speaking English. "Why the fuck would you kill me?! I was just giving you drugs! Tommy is younger and he took them!"

I have to hold back a snort covering my mouth and backing away from the mic. "What do you have to say for yourself? Jodar bastardo!" I move closer to the mic. "Techno, he cursed at me." I say in an almost whisper into the mic.

Quackity was killed by Technoblade

"Who the fuck?! Techno who is this senorita?" He askes. He didn't know what he said, but I still got upset. "Es señor maldito bastardo." I say angrily. The call falls silent.

"Woah, Woah, lo siento amigo, no lo sabía, no lo decía en serio." He says apologizing. I sigh. "Está bien lo siento mi mal." "What are they saying?" I hear Tubbo whisper. "I have no idea." Wilbur whispers back. "I didn't mean to!" Quackity yells in English. "It's ok, I know you didn't." I reassure him. "I just got upset." "Lo siento." He says so fast I almost couldn't translate it. "It's ok." I say. "I'm also sorry."

"What the fuck happened?" Tommy askes. "Nothing." I say with a happy voice. "It wasn't nothing señor!" Quackity says. "It was nothing." I say again. "Don't kick me! I didn't know! I just wanted to sell drugs." He cries. I giggle. "To kids?" I ask. "Yes!" He says. "Tommy is my best customer!" "You betcha bitch."

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