Super Smash Bros. Ultimate! X Reader One-Shots

BLOOPERS #1

Mario X Female!Frog! Reader - The Plumber and the Frog:

(Y/N): Ribbitty ribbit ribbit.

Tsuliet: 'Ribitty?'

(Y/N): DoN't JuDgE

*BEEEEP*

Mario: You have the power of God and anime.

(Y/N): Yes, so don't try anything, PlUmBeR bOi.

Me: Gee, I'm asexual...

*BEEEEP*

Simon X Female!LiterallyFearless! Reader - Sent to Find You:

Luigi: *laughing*

(Y/N): What is it, Luigi?

Luigi: Is-A sPiCy MeAtBaLl

*BEEEEP*

Simon: Luigi! LUIGI?

Oh god he *beep*ing dead-

*BEEEEP*

Pit X Shy!Female! Reader - "We'll Blame Fate.":

(Y/N): *tries to fake bump in to Pit*

*le giggle*

Pit: I actually can't take this seriously-

*BEEEEP*

(Y/N): WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW

WHO I AM

INSIIIIIIII-

*BEEEEP*

Sonic X Female!Calm! Reader - "Lean In If You Love Me~":

(Y/N): *Purposely scratches the ladder off of the pavement, making it look obvious it's purpose*

Me: JESUS, (Y/N) I'M GONNA NEED HEARING AIDS-

*BEEEEP*

Sonic: GoTtA gO fAsT-

Me: You should be running AWAY from the shed, not AROUND the shed.

*BEEEEP*

Male!Blue! Inkling X Female!Artist! Reader - A Sketch Lead to This:

CameraMan: Aren't inklings supposed to be like... 13? 

Me: In case you didn't read the script, I made the inkling 16, so he's perfectly old enough for make-out sessions.

CameraMan: Um...

*BEEEEP*

Goggles: *mOaN*

(Y/N): *lOuDeR mOaN*

Me: My InNoCeNt MiNd-

*BEEEEP*

Mr Game and Watch X Female!BulliedByWario!Suicidal! Reader - Scars to His Heart: