The Breakup

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Kay guys. Here's another short. Uh...I'm not sure how often I'll be updating for awhile. Depression is being a beatch. So...ENJOY.

Me: I wanna move to Canada!
America: Who? And why do you wanna leave me?! I love you!
Me: *pimp slaps him* How dare you forget your own brother! And I want to move, because you are so JUDGMENTAL! Canada is sweet, while you're so freaking egoistic!
America: *crying* I'll change...
Me: No, it's too late. *runs to Canada*
Canada: You...you can see me? *looks at me with kawaii, hopeful eyes.
Me: *hugs* Of course, I can. You know who else can see you?
Canada: Who?
Me: Prussia. Go run to him now.
Canada: *hesitates, looking confused*
Me: Run to him NOW *voice goes all demonic*
Canada: *runs toward Prussia, crying*
America: ...
America: You know what? I think I'm over it.

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