True Story

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My friend Grell (you remember her?) and I were in French class. Now remember that I made her watch some Hetalia. That's an important fact for this story that goes nowhere.
Well, we started talking about Europe. A map was projected on the screen. So me and her are sitting in class, trying not to laugh. And of COURSE, they brought up the United Kingdom, so I said "I'm the bloody United Kingdom!" Then she got upset because she realized she had been dragged into the fandom. So, I'm staring at the map, thinking about how close Italy and Germany are, and she gets on her iPad and looks up Attack on Titan in order to get away from Hetalia. You wanna know one of the first things that pops up? A picture of Russia being a titan attacking the wall. So she looks like she either wants to laugh or cry, while I'm just laughing (softly cause we were in class) Then came this conversation:
Grell: "I will get away from this fandom. I'll live somewhere in the ocean, if I have to."
Me: "Uh...that wouldn't really work. You see, there's this one country called Sealand-"
Grell: "Fine. I'll become an astronaut."
Me: "You know, America's friend is an alien..."
Grell: "There has to be somewhere."
Me: "There is no escape. Hetalia is EVERYWHERE."
I spent the rest of the day showing her Hetalia pictures.

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