I found World Series dubbed! Omg, it's funnier than subbed, honestly. That freaking narrator, though. So here are some quotes.
England: We can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
America: I do what I want, beyotch!
Italy: I lied to a bambino. A me bambino!
Romano: This weatherman is predicting a ninety-nine percent chance of shit storm! And it's coming right at ya!
Chibitalia: I'm your worst nightmare.
Narrator: Fun fact time! So now you don't have to lie to your parents about kick ass anime being educational!
England: Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer I've summoned you from the depths of hell SHOW YOURSELF!
Russia: You called?
France: If he wasn't such a dick, I'd lick his face.
England: You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom! (Looking back, he doesn't say that in subbed)
Greece: Japan likes me better. He thinks my cat ears are sexy.
Greece: I rike Japan arot. Armost as much as cats.
Japan: Do you know what you just said?
Greece: I like you almost as much as cats.
Japan: ...so you do know.
Japan: Don't take my sushi away! I'll go insane without my sushi!
Austria: Sense Britain's so useless, I have the right to talk shit about him behind his back.
Hungary: *whispering* Give it back. Give it back, give it back, give it back. Give back Austria's happy place
Japan: Fuck you, America!
America: Dude! I can't love moose, and drag ass like you always do!
Japan: YOU FUCKING GREASE BALL I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND SERVE THEM FOR DINNER!!
Italy: You look funny! It looks like your head is about to pop off and give birth to an alien!
Italycat: Hey there cutie, I like your bow. Are you a magic mushroom? Cause you're making me grow.
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FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
