England: AMERICA!! Y-*hiccup* You bloody git! Why do y-you....do this to ma..!!
America: *not NEARLY as drunk* Wha...?
England: *hugs America* Why...do I feel this way..
America: D-dude...you're drunk.
England: I lo-love yaa!!
America: No homo.
England: ALL THE HOMO *kisses Alfred*
America: YAAA!! All the homo!!
Prussia: ZHE AWESOME ME CAN HOLD MEIN LIQUOR!!
Canada: ...*drunk*
Prussia: Talk ta meh, Birdie!
Canada: ...
Canada: DUDE!! THIZ IZ AWEZOME!!
Prussia: *sweat drop*
Russia: *leans against China, and sings Good Girls Bad Guys by Falling in Reverse*
China: *sweat drops* I'm not a gurl.
Russia: Wat?!
Romania: WELL, I'M NOT A VAMPIRE, BUT I FEEL LIKE ONE!! SOMETIMES I SLEEP ALL DAY, BECAUSE I HATE THE SUN!!
America: *screaming bloody murder* IT'S A VAMPIRE! IGGY PROTECT ME!
Romania: >:(
Belarus: *sings Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature*
Everyone: 0.0
Russia: *crying in fear*
Sealand: *drinking*
England: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!! Get out!!
Sealand: YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *taps chest* I'M BLOODY SEALAND!!
England: *drags Sealand out*
Norway: CALL ME BIG BROTHER.
Iceland: No.
Norway: BIG BROTHER.
Iceland: No.
Norway: Ice...I am your brother...
Iceland: No. -_-
Norway: BIGBROTHERBIGBROTHERBIGBROTHER.
Iceland: *walks away muttering* Big brother.
Norway: *cries tears of joy*
YOU ARE READING
Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
