What do you get when you mix an Englishman and whiskey?
A mistake.
What do you call an American covered in cheese?
A cheesey joke!
Why don't Italians die?
Cause they pasta away!
What do you call a Japanese man who stays away from westerners?
Reasonable.
Why doesn't Russia have a driver's license?
Cause he kept getting pulled over for Russian
Why does Russia keep to himself?
Idk. But he has his Russians.
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
