Why even?
Italy: I'd surrender to you any time. *wink, wink*
Russia: Wanna become one?
America: Wanna know why I'm your hero? Cause I'll come any time you need me.
England: Are you magic? Cause you've cast a spell on me.
France: You wanna see the Eiffel Tower, mon chère?
Romano: *scowling darkly* I'll let you touch my curl, anytime.
Spain: GOOD JOB, ROMANO! Er, uh, I mean....You want to take a siesta with me?
Romano: Yes! Finally, tomato bastard...
Spain: Aw, Romano. Aren't you a little too old to sleep in the same bed as me?
Romano: WHAT?!
Spain: You're not a kid, anymore. Haven't you grown out of needing to sleep beside someone?
Romano: Oh. Oblivious bastardo.
Germany: I'm Germany.
(Because so many people find him insanely attractive. I don't really see it, though. Anime characters I do find attractive are Sebastian, Hei, and Hanji. I think Hanji is amazing. Though I like her more for her personality. I mean, I find plenty of other characters attractive, but as a rule, I don't acknowledge it if I ship them with someone. AANNND. I'll stop now. Sorry.)
Greece: Hey, kitty. MEOW.
Prussia: Hey, birdie. Your so awesome, you might as well be an alternate version of me.
Kessekessekesse. (...Prussia that was TERRIBLE.)
Rome: I've been to heaven, and it's not NEARLY as beautiful as you.
Canada: ...Do I have to? *sigh* fine.
You wanna try my maple syrup? *blush*
France: THAT'S MY BOY!! Embrace your inner France!
....
Sometimes you have to embrace your inner France.
OHONHONHON.
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FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
