This is my conversation with Cleverbot. I will start the conversation. Cleverbot is every other reply.
I am a turtle
You are hopeless
No. I am Hope
No you aren't!
How do you know?
Because you are a robot (says cleverbot)
Why do you make false accusations?!
Because you disrespected me
Because I am Disrespect
No, you are not alive
No. I am real
But you are a computer
I am still real
Are you a girl?
I am genderless
What's a genderless?
A type of spider
No I like american cheese
But I like Swiss
What kind of soup?
Turtle
Why turtle?
We are all turtles
Ninja turtle
No.
But you are a human correct?
No. I am Canada.
Well I am Florida.
Oh, my. You sicko
How old are you?
However old you want me to be
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Team UsUk
Me too.
Black Butler
I love Black Butler! (My reaction 0.o)
Death Note
Who is your favorite character in Death Note?
Mello
Near
Hetalia
I don't know what that is
I hate you
I love you!
What is your favorite anime?
Black Butler
What's your favorite character?
My favorite character from Hetalia is Russia (You lied to me!)
Mine is Italy
Mine is green (...okay..?)
Ouran high school host club
What's your favorite game?
Skyrim
What level are you?
Level 40
Wow. I'm level 70
Well aren't you little miss perfect.
No. My feelings are hurt
You cannot feel. You are a unicorn
I am not a machine!!!
Correct. You are unicorn
Your a bot
Im Canada
You are Canada?
Yes. I am Canada.
Nice to meet you, cat
Indeed
Are you British?
Im the bloody United Kingdom!
Are you Christian?
No. I am Doitsu
Then what is your name?
Canada
Canada who? (Cleverbot's so mean!)
You forgot Canada
I forgot the you?
Yes.
No
Holy Rome
Chibitalia (Cleverbot, you...)
Germany
Anni?
No. The answer is Italy
No
England
Yes
Arthur Kirkland
Matthew Williams
Feliciano Vargas
Kiku Honda *nosebleeds* (Cleverbot x Japan. I ship it)
Alfred Jones
Arthur Kirkland
Ludwig
Feliciano (cleverbot ships it)
Loviano Vargas
Loviano Vargas is tsundere for Antonio Ferendez Carriedo (we found Cleverbot's otp)
Austria
Russia loves...
China
Become one with Mother Russia, Da?
Cleverbot is Russia.
YOU ARE READING
Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
