America: *starts to eat hamburger*
Hamburger: I used to be a cow.
America: *pauses* Oh... *slowly puts down hamburger, and walks away*
America didn't eat hamburgers for two weeks.
America: *getting ready to eat muffin*
Muffin: Yay! Eat me!
America: *drops muffin* WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
Muffin: Eat me!
America: No, dude. You're alive. It would be like...I don't even know. Murder?
Muffin: Why won't you let me die?!
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
