Italy, Italy, and Italy

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Italy: Ve~ I want pasta!
Romano: Ugh, where's the tomato bastardo? I'll tell him to get us some pasta. And tomatoes!
Seborga: Si! Pasta would be grea-wait. Is that a girl coming towards us...no. It's just some scowling guy. Never mind. *loses interest completely*
Germany: *marches up to Italy, scowling* ITALY! I told you to show up for train-! *sees Seborga and stops abruptly. Backs away slowly with a look of horror on his face*
Italy: Doitsu, Doitsu! What's wrong?
Germany: There's....there's THREE of you?!
Romano: Idiot potato bastard! There's alway's been three of us! *eats tomato that he somehow had*
Seborga: *blanking out. Most likely thinking about girls and pasta*
Germany: *whispers* Why..? What kind of sick joke is this?
Italy: *looks hurt* Doitsu...
Germany: NEIN! I didn't mean it!
Japan: *hiding in bushes, sensing yaoi*
Hungary: *beside him, with camera ready*
Italy: ...*looks hopeful*
Seborga: If you two are gonna kiss, just get on with it. *points at Japan and Hungary* They're waiting.
Everyone except Seborga: *le gasp*
Seborga: What? It's not like my personality is really known. I'm just a minor character *says bitterly* While Romano and Italy have their own little mini series' in the show. I'm just know as the guy who got stuck in a tree, while covered in ketchup.

I really, REALLY hope Seborga becomes a bigger part of the series. I LOVE ITALY! Though I doubt he's as bitter as Romano. He definitely takes after Italy.
Oh, right. To those of you who didn't know, Seborga is Italy and Romano's brother.

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