You guys...have no idea how lucky you are. Almost posted HetaOni song thing. Actually crying. I nearly put all of you through it too. I'm sorry. Gott damnit!! I HATE HETAONI!! If only they had a ending for the stupid thing!
Then I could move on with my fucking life!! All of you who remain in ignorance, are so LUCKY. If only they hadn't made vines with it! Then I wouldn't know what it is either! But, no! Now I'm sitting here crying, while listening to Safe and Sound on repeat, because I must hate myself! I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. It's just like Hetalia. No escape. Except I WANT to escape HetaOni.
Me: *grabs Italy and cries into his shoulder* Italy, I love you, d-don't die!
Italy: I'm fine, Kate! Don't worry!
Me: Where is everyone?
*everyone walks in*
Me: *still crying* You are all gonna hug me as proof that you're fine!
Japan: But...my personal space...
Me: No, Japan! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, AFTER ALL.
Japan: *flinches*
Me: *hugs everyone*
Random bystander: You could also realize that none of them are real. So it really DIDN'T happen.
Me: THEY ARE REAL! I won't believe anything else!
*goes to emo corner* fml.
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FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
