France is Love. France is Life.

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I'm sorry. XD

England was only a few hundred years old. He looked up to France so much. He even had his hair done like his.
He prays to France every night before bed, thanking him for the life he's been given.
"France is love" he says, "France is life."
His boss hears him and calls him a fa****
England knows he was just jealous of his devotion to France.
He calls his boss a c***
His boss slaps him, and sends him to bed.
He's crying now, and his face hurts.
A warmth moves towards him.
He feels something touch him.
It is France.
England's so happy.

XD Okay, I can't finish this. Alternate ending time!

America comes in.
"Bitch, get away from MY man!"
France looks at him.
"OHONHONHON."
France jumps out the window, protected from the broken glass, because of his rainbows.
He needs to stop breaking windows. This is getting expensive.
France runs off to make out with a random chick.
America shouldn't be here. Iggy's only a few hundred years old.
America isn't alive yet.
But he saved the day.
America is a hero.

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