English sub Japan: Yes, ariguto. Well, that's okay. It's alright. How's the election? *Can speak accurately, and voice is AMAZING*
English dub Japan: Yes, thank you. Werr, that's okay. It's arright. How's the erection? *poor Japan*
English sub England: *is William* BAKA!! Baka this, baka that! I'm the bloody United Kingdom!
English dub England: Idiot!! Shut up! I'm the bloody United Kingdom! *is Britain*
English sub America: DURUFUU! I'm the hero! Respect me! Everyone except me is stupid!
English dub America: HAHAHAHA I'm Trunks! I'm the hero! France, you rapist! China, I choose you!
English sub France: Ohonhonhon. I'm secretly a demon, named Sebastian! This is why Je déteste England! He's a Grim Reaper! They stand in the way of mah souls!
English dub France: *rape face* OHONHONHONHON
English sub Italy: Doitsu, Doitsu! PASTAAAAA!!
English dub Italy: Germany, Germany! PASTAAAAA!!
THE BIGEST DIFFERENCE
English sub Narrator (That one chick who comments all the time in the show. Who you NEVER see) But when Italy returned, they had all turned into bullies.
English dub Narrator: But when Italy returned, they had all become assholes.
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
