My Spirit Animal

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Me: *hugs Canada* Canada, you are my spirit animal. I love you, you're so kawaii! You are an adorable cupcake!
Canada: ...but I wanna be a pancake. *looks at me with hopeful eyes*
Me: *squeals at cuteness* Okay, okay! You're an adorable pancake! No pancake is cuter than you! Just don't make that face again.
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I'm your owner, Canada.
Kumajiro: *looks at me* Who are you?
Me: ...You had better start remembering Canada. *scary purple aura*
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Me: That goes for all of you.

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