If any of you get where that's from, you will be my absolute best friend.
Italy and Germany just got finished training. Japan was out on a date with Greece, so he wasn't there, of course. Greece is more important to him.
Germany, being in love with Italy, was trying to find an excuse to hang out with him. He looks at Italy. He finally thought of something, but...maybe it wasn't a good idea. No! He HAD to be with Italy. He was just too important to him. He takes a deep breath.
"So, Italia...there's this thing, it's called a 'German Sparkle Party'. I was...wandering if you wanted to go to one tonight."
Italy looks confused for a second. And as smexy, as always-wait what. Nein, not those thoughts right now.
"Ve~ Sure, Germany. Sounds fun!"
Suddenly there was a loud crash. Had Romano overheard? Wait. What? Was that...Italy storming up to me and Italy? WTF?!?! (Did I just blow your minds?)
Italy 2 stomped up to us and said, "Italy, DO NOT GO TO THE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY!!"
Italy asked, "why?"
"I love Doitsu, but I'm tired of craving sausages, because of his child!!"
Mind=Blown
Germany was the first to get over his shock. "But wait. If he doesn't go, then the child won't be born, and that's horrible!!"
Italy 2's eyes widened. Amazing. His eyes are beautiful. Of course, he ruined the moment, by muttering, "Cazzo."
Is this Italy moody, or what?
Italy 2 looks back at Italy. "Fine. But these next nine months will be hell. Good luck, Doitsu." He turns around, muttering, "You're gonna need it."
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Randomtalia
FanfictionRandom stuff with Hetalia. I don't own Hetalia (sadly) but I do own...whatever this is. BTW I make these when I'm bored so, they may be stupid. Has the foul language. You've been warned peeps. If you wanna read, there's a sequel to this. Can ya gues...
