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talking to friends or family about wdw part 3

(omg I've made a third part to this...someone send help😂)

Irrelevant person*
"Who are WHY don't we?"

Me*
"Umm excuse me? In what century do you live in?"

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History teacher*
"Who has the biggest army?"

Me*
"Why don't we duh!"

*whole class stares at me awkwardly

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Me at a meet and greet*
"Hey Jack can I have a hug?"

Jack*
"Sure"

Security*
"NO!"

Me*
"Bítch did I ask you?"

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Science teacher*
"The Sun is the hottest thing in the world

Me*
" well you obviously haven't seen the WHY don't we boys"

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Hater*
" I See you like those WHY don't we boys, they're only famous cause of logan Paul. They're so ugly"

Me*
*trying to keep my calm
"No one asked you"

*looses chill
"HOLD THE F UP BITCH...THIS FANDOM WILL END YOU"

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*me talking to a picture of ZACH Herron
"We would be perfect together...
WHY do I have to be so ugly and why do you have to be famous"

*internally cries

*mom walks in
"Honey stop talking to the poster again"

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When someone mentions why don't we
Me*
😱😫😩😲💦👅💥💀💛💙💜💚💚😘😏

Friend*
💀🔫🔫🔫🔪

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*speaking to myself again
"It sucks when you know how perfect you would be with your favorite band member but your stuck in the fandzone.....

......stuck in the fandzone again and again...

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The hard life of a fangirl
-no sleep
-fucked up emotions
-No one understands
-No money
- tweeting and tagging a celebrity an infinite amount of times
-people judging you
-haters
-endless amount of stress
-fanpages
- no social life what so ever
-no more space on your mobile device due to endless amounts of photos of your idol

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*friend
"When is daniel Seavey brithday?"

Me*
*names birth date , location, blood type, and the weather

Friend*
"When is your birthday?"

Me*
"I don't know ask Jesus"

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My mom*
"Don't ever meet up with strangers on the internet"

12 yr old me*
"Ok mom don't worry I won't"

Me now*
"So you guys like wanna move in and live under my bed or something?"

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*parents
"Put your phone down and spend time with your family"

Me*
"No why don't we for life!!"

*parents
"Come down here right now"

Me*
*blasts Why don't we music

Parents*
"You have 5 seconds"

Me*
"DANIEL SEAVEY IS A UNICORN

*parents
"Our child is insane

Me*
*draws on chest
"No ragrets!!"

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Nobody is perfect
But daniel seavey is perfect
Therefore daniel Seavey is nobody
Nobody loves me so tecnically
Daniel seavey loves me

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Do you wanna build a snowman (band edition)
Do you wanna buy some band merch
Or just hang out the mall
A good shopping spree is overdue
I've started talking to the posters on my wall
(hang in there Corbyn)
It gets a little lonely just listening to
WHY don't we music all daaaay
*replay song* *stalk on Instagram*
Do you wanna buy some band merch
It really has to be band merch
Go away you crazy crazy band girl
Ok bye -.-

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*person
"Are you going to meet them on tour?"

Me*
"HAHAHAHAHA.......no........."
*cries internally
"Only in my dreams...."

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*REASON for WHY there has been an increase in global warming

*insert Why don't we picture

"These boys are just too damn hot"

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911: what's you emergency?
Me: help I'm dying
911: ma'am why are you dying?
Me: the why don't we boys are too hot I'm fangirling too hard
911...
Me....
*911 hangs up

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*that moment when you see one of the boys typing in the group chat and your heart literally stops

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*when you think one of the boys liked your post, But you look closer and realize it was just a fan account with a really similar name...

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*person
"So what are your plans for today?"

Me*
"Listen to WHY don't we music, love WHY don't we, fangirl over WHY don't we, obsess over WHY don't we, talk about WHY don't we, cry over WHY dont we, look at WHY done we merch, cry cause I have no money, stalk their accounts, make WHY don't we meme, make IMAGINES of why don't we, bother friends with WHY don't we, look at WHY don't we edits, look at WHY don't we fan art, bosses with internet friends over WHY don't we, try to be noticed by WHY don't we, fail at being noticed by them..."

*person
"Well.....sorry i asked

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Friend*
"So who's you favorite from the band?"

*me
*show friend picture
"The one wearing black"

*friend
"But they are all wearing black..."

Me*
"Exactly"

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Me*
"I deserve to meet WHY don't we"

*life
"HAHAHA SIKE AF "

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*person
"I know I just found out about wdw but I like them. They are amazing. I wish to marry one of them one day.  I highkey love Jack

Me*
..........HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER

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*flirting with wdw like
"Is you name daniel? Cause damn!"

"Hey jack! Jimmy johns and chill?"

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*person
"Why don't we can't sing"

Me*
WhY doN't wE cAN'T SiNg

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