Talking about wdw tofriends/family part 2
*while in the car
radio station: look at us....
me: AHHH MY HUSBANDS ARE ONTHE RADIO
mom: omg calm down your goingto get us In a car accident
mom: are you crazy!?!
me: yes, for why don't we
mom: God have mercy
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me to boyfriend: I love you
boyfriend:awe more than whydont we?
Me: hahah yeah right
boyfriend: ...
me: boy know you limits
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person: so who do you like?
me: why dont we
person: someone real
me: oh im sorry I didn'trealize they were F-ing unicorns then
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crush: me or why don't we?
Me: hahaha wtf
me: is that a trick question
me: honey who you think youare?
Me: of course im choosing why dont we!
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mom: so why is he your favorite?
me: * cracks knuckles
me: *stretches
me: *turns of lights
me: *sets up projector and opens up power point
me: allow me to tell you
mom: why did i ask
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me: why doesn't everyone like my favorite band
me: they are so perfect
me: i mean listen to this song
friend: oh yeah they're actua-
me: NO STOP THEY'RE MINE
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mom: go to your room!
brother/sister: thats not fair you never send her to her room when she is in trouble
mom: she never leaves her room, if i had to punish her i'd make her go out and socialize
me: *from my room "I CAN HEAR YOU!!!
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20 years from now*
daughter: so i like this band-
me: oh my, im so sorry
daughter: sorry? why?
me: i'll call your teachers
daughter: why are you calli-
me: to let them know your grades will be dropping
daughter: what are you talki-
me: and you might as well say goodbye to your friends and any hobbies
daughter: but i-
me: want me to help you with your blog or fan page?
daughter: i dont h-
me: yeah you will
daughter: but-
me: shh its already done there's no going back
daughter: ...
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