1D & 5sos One Shots

wtf

i'm actually sobbing

we have fucking more than 50k reads on these stupid one shots

did you know that i love you so does Ashtyn like we're so happy you read these and that they make you happy and all that jazz

i wanna make out with all of you jesus

you say that we make you smile with these one shots but you make us smile bc y'all are funny as fuck

i'm in ashlyn's basement and she's like actually crying

you guys are so cute :)

we're so lucky to have people like you read our stuff

you don't even have to read our other fics on our page idec anymore bc you all are so fucking fabulous have sex with me omg 

i'm sure you're all hot

and i ship you with your favorite

and their soulmate

which is probably you

unless it's harry or louis

but i still ship you

and a bunch of you followed us on twitter (cough @.ashsparagus) and you never fail to make us happy

and you all are so chill and fab like if we had uptight readers i think i'd hate writing but i don't bc i love you all :-)

so thanks for being awesome

we used to write het and if you're about that life then go read our het bc they aren't AWFUL tbh

but i'm not gonna make you bc i don't control yOU I NEED TO SHUT UP

THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

YOU'RE ALL HOT AS FUCK

AND I'D KISS YOU IF YOU WEREN'T ACROSS THE FUCKING WORLD

internet friend probs

i consider you all my best friends haha idk um be my best friend

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um

idk what to write

i can't express it without saying happy or thank you or sex

fav if you give a shit

comment "super blooper" when you finish this bc mario kart is bomb

i love you so muchhhhdg;awlksgliwraglawrgluh2ih4ufeiluhlhiuwelhiugg

HEY follow us on tumblr!!!1!!!!11!!1

ashtyn: neilpatricksexy.tumblr.com

ashlyn: noshwhorevine.tumblr.com

~ASHTYN AND ASHLYN 

okay it's Ashlyn again  &  I love you guys more than life

i make a lot of typos and Ahtyn laughs at me

like that  did you see that  "ahtyn"  

i hate myself

but I hope you guys don't hate yourselves because you're all beautiful and flawless and I love you

Leave your Kik so we can flirt

~Vio Lyn