Chapter 15 - Not surprised, I'm really not.

294 2 0
                                    

DAN'S POV.:

We got back around 11. Vanessa went to go start recording her video. So I called Phil.

-Phil picks up the phone-  "Hello."

"Hey Phil!"

"Dan!"

"Ha ha, so hows America?"

"Great. Actually I got lost in the shopping center. It was kinda embarrising."

"Wow Phil, just wow." I let out a small laugh. "So hows that tan coming along."

"It's not, I still look like Voldemort."

"Still got your nose though right?"

"Nah, I lost it when I got lost in the shopping center."

"Oh well that's good to know."

"So around 3 remember."

"For what?"

"Don't leave me at the airport! >.<"

"Oh yeah I'll promise to forget you."

"Gee thanks Dan."

"Oh, you're very so welcome!" 

"Fine, maybe I just won't bring you home some maltesers."

"No, no, no, no, no. I'll pick you up!"

"Okay, and to be honest. I didn't buy you any." He laughed then hung up the phone.

I ran into the kitchen and made myself a qiuck dinner.

"Hey Dan! Come here for a second." Vanessa called from the other room.

"One sec"

I put my plate on the counter and ran into the room.

"What. are. you. doing.?!" I said trying to control my laughter.

She had a black wig on, VERY orange fake tan, and just a lot of lepoard print. 

"I'm Snookie!" She laughed.

"Well, you do look similar." I broke out laughing.

"Okay, laugh all you want but you have to dress up as some one. I got an idea."

"Fine. I'll be Harry Potter!"

"Nah, that's too main stream. Come on Dan!" She giggled.

"Fine. Voldemort?"

"Perfect!" She smiled.

I went into the little props bin she'd brought over and I picked up a stick/wand thingy, a cape. And Vanessa said she was gonna do the makeup stuff.

"Oh dear god, what are you doing to my head?" I laughed.

"Shush. Oh I got another idea!" She laughed again.

"Which would be?"

"YouNow. Vanessa's video sneak peak!" She looked at me and smiled.

"Sure. I'll tweet." I responded

-I tweeted-

"Hello ppl of the internet. YouNow chat with @Nessy.Mon_124. New video sneak peak now!"

-Vanessa tweeted-

"Peoples, monsters, freaks and weirdos. Me and @danisnotonfire are doing a video sneak peak now on YouNow. Check it out."

We signed into her YouNow account (because it was gonna be on her channel and it was her video idea) We got there, there was over 23,000 viewers online. Holy shit!

"Waaaa!"  Vanessa said when we started to broadcrast.

"Well, helloooooo Snookie." I said in a deep close to death voice.

"Hello no nose man." She said looking at her nails.

"Well, as nice of name that it." I said with laughter. "My names is Lord Voldemort."

"Yeah uhhhuuu." She chewed on a peice of gum.

We both started reading the comments and most of them were.

-Smh, I'm not surprised by this at all actually.-

-Not surprised at all, I'm really not. lols.-

"Okay you guys!-" Vanessa clapped. "I wanna see something. If your a lockNESS monster. type #lockNESSmonster in the chat."

The chat blew up with the hash tag.

"And if you're a Danosaur, put #Danosaur."

Then the chat blew up with Danosaur hash tags. It was about half and half. 

"If you don't know who we are. We are youtubers. I'm Danisnotonfire."

"And I am VanessaTheMonster." She said cutting in.

"So we just did the video sneak peak. Hoped you guys liked it and we'll try and upload it by tomorrow." I said.

"Bye you guys!" She blew a kiss to the camera.

"Bye." I said with my best 'voldemort' voice.

-We started to film.-

"So hello everyone, I'm Snookie. As you should know. And my guest today is. This uhh- noseless guy."

She played audience clapping noise in the back ground and chewed on a piece of gum. (It was supposed to be like a talk show)

  We continued filming and finshed about 2 in the morning. So we just edited it after. It didn't take us that long actually. We finshed around 4 in the morning.

Venessa yawns "Well maybe we should get SOME sleep." She layed down.

"Agreed." I layed down besides her.

"Night person." She said patting me on the back.

"Night I said back. I turned around and kissed her on the cheek.

I couldn't see her but I could tell she was smiling. Or she was sleep. Lols.

You gotta remember me, right? (Danisnotonfire Fanfic)Où les histoires vivent. Découvrez maintenant