A/N - Tried something new...you message Harry from the future...enjoy milfs!!!
(Prince Hair Era)
You : Happy 11 years of One Direction!!!!
Harry : 5 years**
You : No, 11.
Harry : It's 2015. It has been 5 years darling.
You : 11.
Harry : 5.
You : 11!! Get it inside your head!!
Harry : You're just having some kind of a mental illness...
You : No! I'm not, okayyy??
Harry : Are you drunk or something?
You : Of course not.
Harry : What's gotten in you then?
You : I'm actually from 2021. I'm from the future.
Harry : Sure
You : I really am!
Harry : Huh?
You : What?
Harry : Wot?
You : ?
Harry : for the last time, 5 years :)
You : for the last time, I'm from the future.
Harry : Ok, cool.
You : What-
Harry : It's kinda creepy, but, yeah cool.
You : You don't trust me?
Harry : Umm no, that's not what I'm saying.
You : Then?
Harry : Okay, tell me something which will happen in the future.
You : The band breaks up :(
Harry : Sure
You : REALLY!! You cut your hair...
Harry : WTF?! I cut my precious hair?! WHAT THE ACTUALL FOOK?!
You : Umm, but you do it, don't worry you still look sexy ;)
Harry : Why would I do it?! This is all fake!
You : Well, you play in this movie dunkirk. That's why you do it you know, to change the hairstyle and stuff.
Harry : Wait, I play in a movie?
You : Yes, and not only that...
Harry : What do I do? Do I get a plastic surgery or something?
You : No no. You take a major role in 'My Policeman' and you also join the MCU and the Eternals as Eros.
Harry : Ok, do I win an oscar?
You : You sure deserve one, but no you don't.
Harry : What else?
You : Well, umm you also date Olivia Wilde...and the news has it that you both are soon gonna marry each other...you did have sex in italy and you kissed and hugged a lot...but you know what? That's all fake because you would be with me :)
Harry : I date who?
You : Olivia Wilde
Harry : Whose her?
You : Just a witch.
Harry : What else do I do?
You : You write songs on fruits (god knows if your HS3 will be of vegetables)...like kiwi, cherry, and of course how can I forget, introducing, inviting the 3 time Grammy nominee and 1 time Grammy winner, Watermelon Sugar!!
Harry : Wait, WHAT? I WIN A GRAMMY?!
You : Yeah, babe.
Harry : OKAY and what's in the song which needs to win a grammy?!
You : It's about sex, but I do think that Falling or Sweet Creature or even Sign of the Times should've won the award...anyway...
Harry : I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll say a yes.
You : Mm..you should...
Harry : Tell me more!!
You : You open a brand, a make-up brand, known as Pleasing. Trust me, you kill all of us with those hottt pics of your band. Now don't let me start with your hands...
Harry : Oh, I was actually gonna plan about that..
You : You also are called the 'gucci queen.'
Harry : Do I have that much money to buy that much Gucci for myself?
You : Mhm, you do.
Harry : Ah! Call me your rich aunt then...I must be slayyinnn
You : We call you that, and you do slay.
Harry : Do you have something more?
You : Umm, think so...you gave a personal attack to me while you played in 'dont worry darling' and kissed Florence Pugh...
Harry : O.O florence pugh??
You : yeah
Harry : She's hotter than you...
You : HARRY!!
Harry : No, no one's ever beautiful or better than my y/n :)
Harry : You've got all of my heart, dear.
You : Better.
Harry : What more do you have on me?
You : Umm, nothing much...you know you use 'bitch' in one of your songs...
Harry : Really?
You : yeah..
Harry : I must be a bad boy in bed then ;)
You : maybe
Harry : Well, thank you so much y/n for sharing this!!! I hope I don't get any more surprises.
You : Not till 2021
Harry : Byeee, take caree!! :)))
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One Shots ~ Harry Styles
Fanfiction~REQUESTS ARE OPEN~ Hi people, This book has all of the one-shots I've ever written. It's a combination of fluffy, smuts, and all. If you find these on the net, they might've copied it from here. Happy Reading! :)
