Sanders Sides One-Shots

By NessanityIsReal

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~ every ship except remrom, thomas x sides, and no x reader :) (a lot of poly ships aren't in here but that's... More

hello and welcome! :D
I Won't Say I'm In Love | Prinxiety (Background Logicality)
Chair | Moxiety
Holiday Feels
Last Minute Prince | Platonic Roceit
Goner | Prinxiety (Human Roommates AU)
Win Or Lose | Prinxiety
No Mercy | Prinxiety
Glasses Equal Smart?
Amusement Park Trouble
Stay With Me | Prinxiety
Super Terrible Situation
Stay With Me Pt. 2 | Prinxiety
I Feel Like Chet | Slight Prinxiety
Kiddos (Dad!Patton AU)
You Don't Have To Try Too Hard, You Already Have My Heart | Prinxiety
AGH PODCASTS!
Valentine Cupid's Bakery
Tomorrow | Logince (Supernatural AU)
Lost... | Logince
...Found | Logince
Join Us For A Bite (FNAF AU)
Possibly Sarcastic Janus
Socially Awkward | Moxiety
Coffee Burn | Crack Fic
I'm Not The Bad Guy | Demus
Dead Grandma | Crack Fic
I'm (Not) Fine | Platonic Moceit
You Are, How Do You Say, An Idiot | Logince
Trust Me | Roceit
Send Me A Sign | Logicality
Wanna (Date) Study? | Logince/Roceit
Send Me A Sign | Prinxiety
A Hero's Cost | Prinxiety
Prank | Intrulogical
I'll Protect You | Platonic Moceit
Birthday | Platonic Intruality
A Hero's Cost Pt. 2 | Prinxiety
Feel The Music | Prinxiety
Wrong Signal | Demus/Roceit
Graduation Day
The Goodbye Song
My Son | Platonic Moceit
The Goodbye Song | Logicality
Welcome To The Band | Prinxiety
Imperfections | Logince
Adorable
Love Or Fame? | Logince
Animals
Loser | Prinxiety (BMC AU)
Hard, Then Sticky
Video To My Future Self | Analogical
I Missed You | Moceit
Eyes | Platonic Moxiety/Platonic LAMP
Stars | Platonic Analogical
The Friendship Of Lifetimes | Platonic Logicality/Background Analogical
My Best Friend's Brother | Royality
How An Introvert Makes Friends | (TY FOR 4K READS!!)
Beat To Smithereens | Platonic Logince
Wayside Vs. Riverside | Logicality/Prinxiety/Demus
Wayside Vs. Riverside Pt. 2 | Logicality/Prinxiety/Demus
When I Get You Alone
Heather | Demus
Main Character | Moxiety
Testing Trouble | Slight Intrulogical
Dodgeball | Logince
Symphony | Logince
Second Chance | Prinxiety
A Dream Come True | Moceit/Logicality
Patton Bear | Slight Logince
Drabbles | Moceit/Prinxiety (SPOILERS FOR RECENT EPISODE)
Frenemies | Platonic Roceit/Past Moceit (NO SPOILERS)
Understanding | Creativitwins
Ex's & Oh's | Moceit/Royality/Moxiety/Logicality
All That Matters | Moceit
You Belong Here | (FNAF AU)(Join Us FAB Pt. 2)
Horror Critic | Platonic Prinxiety
Act of Rebellion | Intrulogical
Grenade | Intruality/Creativitwins
The Bully's Crush | Slight Logince
Drag Racing | Logince
Chloroform
The Bully's Crush Pt. 2 | Logince
Fifties Fashion | Platonic Prinxiety
Sensory Overload | Platonic Loceit
The New King | Implied Royality
Wedding Day | Royality
You Deserve Better | Platonic Prinxiety
Bittersweet Memory | Past Analogical
Let Go | Roceit
Haunted Attraction | Prinxiety/Slight Anaroyality
Mending A Broken Soul | Platonic Moxiety
Moving On | Past Royality/Platonic Moceit
Lost In The Music (Welcome To The Band Pt. 2) | Slight Prinxiety
Fake Enemies | Anxceit
We're Simply Meant To Be | Prinxiety
Any Time | Intrulogical (Testing Trouble Pt. 2)
Dress Up
Don't Wanna Leave This Play Date With You | Dukexiety
Gas Station | Royality
One Last Goodbye | Platonic Analogical/Moxiety (10k Reads!!)
The Worst Roommate | Roman-centric
The Worst Roommate Pt. 2 | Platonic Prinxiety
Do Anything | Past/Slight Logicality
Hair Cut | Logicality
Roman's Redemption | Spoilers for Return of the Jam
Not A Joke | Logan-centric
Be Mine | Intruanalogical
Patton's Brother | Anxceit
Christmas Spirit | Slight Moxiety
Ferris Wheel | Analogical
Unique | Platonic Logicality
Say Something | Intrulogical
Understand | Royality
An Emo's (Fake) Boyfriend | Moxiety
Panic At The Mall | Slight Prinxiety
Rejection | Slight Analogical/Intrulogical
What Are You Hiding? | Fem!Moceit
Homecoming Surprise | Prinxiety
Driver's License | Past Royality/Prinxiety/Logicality
Twenty Years | Logicality
I'll Be There | Roceit
Regrets | Past Anxceit/Platonic Anxceitmus
Best Friend | Platonic Prinxiety
Overwhelmed | Logince
Skate Into My Heart | Prinxiety
Don't Mind | Logince
Unsaid Emily | Platonic Moxiety
Be There | Platonic Intrulogince
Rumors | Dukexiety
The Hero Is The Villain | Anxceit (Superhero AU)
Team | Platonic Analogical (Superhero AU)
Tonight, You Belong To Me | Moxiety
Never Again | Past Roceit
Quarantine Glow-Up | Analogical
Reunited | Platonic Intruality
Routine | Platonic Intrulogical
Skater Boy | Slight Intrulogical
Late | Platonic Anxceit
Not So Bad | Moxiety
Relax | Implied Logicality
No Kids | Logince
You're Not Alone | Logicality
Reused | Past Moxiety/Royality
Care For You | Anaroyaliceit
Invitation | Platonic Loceit/Background Anxceit
You're Pretty | Prinxiety
A Brother's Promise | Platonic Analogical/Background Dukexiety (20k Special)
Played With Your Heart | Prinxiety
Revenge | Anxceit
Soulmates | Logince
Company | Intrulogical
Control | *Slight Spoilers For WTIT*
Online | Implied Prinxiety
Fight | Loceit
Online Pt. 2 | Prinxiety
Heal | Background Intrulogical and Roceit
Heal Pt. 2 | Background Intrulogical and Roceit
Costume | Slight Royality
Gender Envy | Intrulogical
Nostalgia | Logicality
The Only Person | Logince
Special Enough | Platonic Logince
Talking to the Moon | Platonic Analogicality
Didn't Mean It | Platonic Intruloceit
First Impressions | Platonic DRLAMP
Excluded | Platonic Analogince
Secret Agents | Platonic DRLAMP
Close | Demus
Mischief Managed | Platonic DRLAMP
Talk To Him | Logicality
With You | Implied Dukexiety
Hershey's Kiss | Past Logicality
Message Mishap | Logicality
No Air | Platonic Intrulogince
My Brother | Platonic Logince
Coming Out | Logicality
On Your Mind | Moceit
Pressure | Platonic DLAMPR
Sick | Logince
Simp | Platonic Dukeceit
Cheater | Implied Prinxiety
Birthday Break | Background Platonic LAMP
Crush | Moloceit
Best Friend | Platonic Prinxiety
Stay By Your Side | Logince
Valentine's Day | Loceit
The Guy I'm Into | Analogical (BMC AU)
Murderer | Moxiety
Care | Loceit
Tutor | Logince
We'll Meet Again | Dukexiety/Platonic Intruality (Spider-Man AU)
Pretty Boy | Logicality
Sincere Friends | Platonic Analogicality
Bring Out The Hero In Me | Intrulogical (SpideyPool AU)
Never Enough | Logince
Sugar Kisses | Logicality
Placeholder | Platonic Moxiety (Background Royality)
thank you note + moving books!!

The Assassin Rulebook | Slight Logince

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By NessanityIsReal

summary: roman and logan attend a school where murder is allowed if you can get away with it, all they have to do is follow the rules

word count: 770

i just realized how much this sounds like danganronpa i promise, it's more like deadly class (i should finish that show btw dhfhdhdk) also, sorry this one is a lil weird, idk if i like or hate this one BUT it's spooky and it's good enough for SPOOKY DAY

tw/cw// mention of teacher relations with a minor (and a teacher attempting to have such relations with a minor repeatedly), one scene almost gets spicy, blood, violence, weapons, death/murder

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Logan Jin and Roman Jiménez both attended the same odd school. To the outside world, they were attending a special private school, a school so prestigious that not even the richest person in the world could buy their way into the walls of the building.

However, their school held a small secret; while the world thought they studied rocket science and other academic subjects, they were actually being trained to be the world's greatest assassins. 

That thought always made Roman laugh to himself; they were being trained to be assassins yet violence on campus was still prohibited.

Rule one: Do not attack fellow classmates/faculty

Roman sat next to his best friend and greeted him, only getting a nod in response. He was aware that he was the more extroverted of the two so it wasn't a bother if Logan didn't show much emotion. "Code red." Logan said lowly, as to not attract attention. "On who?" "Jiménez." Roman looked from Logan to his older brother, Remus Jiménez, with the other teachers.

"Okay, why?" Roman asked calmly. "He came onto me again." Logan whispered, Roman clenched his fist, his gaze at his brother turning into a glare. "We don't have to if you don't want to. I understand, he's your brother." "He deserves it. He hooked up with my ex last year, he's failing people on purpose, and he's gone out of his way to make my life a living hell every day since I was born, don't worry about it." Logan nodded, "After school?" "Yep." "Cool."

Rule two: If rule number one is broken, do not get caught

Remus was sat at his desk, grading papers, when Logan came in. "Um, Mr. Jiménez? I need your help with something." Remus nodded and looked up at his student, inappropriate thoughts dancing through his head at the sight of Logan's tight uniform. He stood from his chair and leaned against the side of his desk, crossing his arms and legs. "Well, whatever it is, you're very intelligent, I'm sure you'll get it in no time." He flashed his wide, charming grin, watching Logan giggle a bit.

"Well, it's regarding our most recent topic: dealing with a struggler. I might need a more...personal demonstration." Logan spoke in a sultry voice, getting closer to Remus and running a hand across his shoulder. Remus nodded, allowing Logan's hands to roam around his chest. He moved away from his desk, remaining nearly motionless and closed his eyes as he got lost in the sensations of Logan moving behind him, breath fanning over his neck.

"So, the part I'm stuck on," Logan nearly whispered in Remus's ear. "Is what would the victim do if they're experienced, but caught off guard?" Remus chuckled. "Hate to break it to ya, Lo, but that question wasn't on the homework this week." "No, it wasn't. Maybe we should test it, that way I'll know for sure." Remus gasped at the feeling of a knife stabbed through his chest, his eyes snapping open to see Roman staring back at him with rage in his eyes.

"R-Ro-" "You can't tell me you didn't see this coming, Remus." He drove the knife deeper into his brother, Remus struggled to get away but Logan kept him in place. "Y-You both will get ca-aught. You'll be exp-pelled, they'll give you the death penalty." Roman nodded with a sick grin. "Rule one: don't harm faculty. But you're forgetting about rule number two, we just can't get caught."

Rule three: If the breaking of rule one or two was not solo work, do not trust your accomplices or friends

"Thanks for helping us with this, Virge. We really appreciate it." Roman said softly. Virgil just shrugged, he wasn't a boy of many words. He patted the shovel over the spot where Remus was buried, somewhere no one would find him.

Roman glanced at Logan, nodding his head. Logan turned to Virgil and gripped his hair, pulling his head back and cutting across his throat with a knife. Virgil dropped to the ground, arms frantically trying to stop his neck from bleeding but failing to succeed.

Rule four: If anyone involved can't be trusted, finish the job

Logan turned back to Roman. "Okay, let's get back to the dorm before-" Logan stabbed into Roman's stomach, one hand on his shoulder and the other pushing the knife painfully deep into Roman's torso. "Rule number four, Ro, I have to finish the job." Logan let Roman drop to the floor, much like Virgil. He stabbed the knife into Roman's chest a few more times, just for good measure.

"Can't be too careful."

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i proofread my own stuff and i actually jumped when i got to the S P I C Y scene bc i totally forgot i put that in dhfhdhdk :) i hope you all enjoyed this one, love you all, stay safe, buh bye!!

10/31/20

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