Why not have fun?
"Do I have to play?" (Y/n) asked, still sitting on the couch.
"Yes! It'll be great!" Yuffie encouraged, (Y/n) rolled her eyes and got up. Yuffie then turned to Tifa, motioning for her to come up. Not wanting to fight, she just did was she said.
"What are you guys doing?" Kadaj asked, walking into the livingroom, he sat down beside Reno. Yuffie smiled, she then pulled out two chairs and sat them right across eachother.
"I'm glad you asked," Yiffie started, "I have pulled these two from the couch. So, we can have a challenge."
"Can I switch places with Loz?" (Y/n) asked, Loz playfully glared at (Y/n).
"Anyway!" Yuffie exclaimed, "Tifa and (Y/n) are going to sit across from eachother, and we have to try and make them laugh. But the challenging part is that they have to have water In their mouths, so if they spit it out or swallow, they're out and a new person has to take their place."
"That sounds cool!" Loz exclaimed, Tifa looked at (Y/n), nervous.
"Okay girls, drink up." Yuffie said, giving the two a cup of water. (Y/n) hesitantly took the glass, she put the water in her mouth and sat down, facing Tifa.
"Vincent," Yuffie called, "You're up first."
Vincent got up, not knowing what to do. He then looked down at (Y/n), he then kneeled down to her level. (Y/n) looked at him, with a monotone voice, he said;
"(Y/n), you're going to hate me."
(Y/n) rose an eyebrow, she looked at the crowd and back at Vincent, making them giggle and chuckle. (Y/n) up her arms up and shrugged, because she couldn't talk. Vincent continued,
"Oh, your eyes, they make the stars look like they're not shining."
(Y/n) put her hand up to her heart, feeling touched. Yuffie made a little "aww" sound, Vincent continued.
"Your laugh," He paused, "You hate this but I think it's sexy."
(Y/n)'s eyes widened, almost making her lose the water. Vincent smirked, he then turned to Tifa.
"I know about the teddy bear you sleep with every night."
Tifa's eyes went wide, she went to protest but instantly cupped her mouth, luckily no water fell out. Vincent then shrugged and turned to sit back down, Yuffie clapped.
"Reno, you're up." Yuffie said, Reno sighed, he then stretched.
"I'll make one of you ladies crack, just watch." Reno remarked, Yazoo just rolled his eyes at this. He the looked down at the two girls,
"What do you call a person who doesn't believe in Santa Claus?" Reno asked, (Y/n) smiled and pointed at Yazoo. Reno scoffed, Loz on the other hand looked crushed.
"But you said, you were joking." Loz said, this almost made Tifa laugh.
"I was.." Yazoo trailed off, taking a sip of his drink, avoiding his brothers gaze.
"Anyway!" Reno yelled, "Eggnog-stic."
Both (Y/n) and Tifa gave Reno and weird look, Reno threw up his hands, "Okay, basically Yazoo."
"Hey!"
"I will not quit," Reno said, he then thought for a minute before speaking another joke. "What's a one thing that a homeless man can't be?"
Tifa shrugged her shoulders,
"A homebody."
"Boo!" Loz exclaimed from the crowd, Reno rolled his eyes, he tried again.
"What do you call it when two chips fall in love?" Reno asked again, "A relationdip!"
(Y/n) rolled her eyes, the faintest smile on her face. Reno just huffed,
"Okay, I want to try a different approach." He then took out his phone and put on music, making Tifa and (Y/n) raise an eyebrow. Reno then placed himself on (Y/n)'s lap, making her eyes go wide.
"I heard you liked the movie 'magic Mike', (Y/n)." Reno remarked, he then started to seductively dance on her lap, making (Y/n) look to the crowd for help. Kadaj had a small frown on his face, while Loz was enjoying the whole thing, Yazoo just took another sip of his drink. Tifa smiled at this, watching (Y/n)'s expression. Reno then smirked, he then started to lean in. "You're so pretty, I might just shoot my shot right here and now." He then leaned it, (Y/n)'s eyes widened, and in shock she spit out the water, Tifa did the same, she continued to laugh. Reno smirked, he got off of (Y/n), the group laughed at (Y/n)'s reaction.
"Your loss, (Y/n)." Reno remarked, (Y/n) whipped her face.
"I think I'll survive, Reno." This made the group laugh, while making Reno roll his eyes.
"Both you girls get one more shot." Yuffie said, giving the girls another glass of water. "Cloud, you're up."
Both girls put the water in their mouth, while waiting for Cloud to speak. But he didn't speak, he just stood there, not saying anything. Tifa and (Y/n) both gave eachother of 'what?', which even confused the audience. Cloud had a smirk, without any warning, he collapsed to his knees and screamed.
"IT'S MORE THEN A FEELING!"
This made Tifa spit out her water and burst out laughing, while (Y/n) almost fell off the chair, but still keeping the water in her mouth. Cloud smirked at this, he then walked back to his seat. Tifa whipped her mouth, still giggling.
(Y/n) put her arms up in celebration, making the group cheer.
"Good job, (Y/n)!" Yuffie cheered, "But now, here's your opponent."
Yuffie pointed at Vincent, who got up. Vincent put the water in his mouth, he then sat across from (Y/n).
"Loz, you're up next."
"Can I have help?" Loz asked, Yuffie nodded. Loz then grabbed Kadaj and Yazoo, much to their protest. But after he got them up, he whispered to them. (Y/n) looked at Vincent, confused, they then pulled away from eachother.
"Okay, we're going to sing a song." Loz stayed, "We heard it on the radio the other day."
"Whoo!" Yuffie cheered, (Y/n) looked up the boys, confused.
"Kadaj gets the lead!" Loz added, (Y/n) clapped.
The boys then started to sing,
Kadaj
If I had a million dollars
(Y/n) eyes shot open, I knowing the song.
Yazoo and Loz
(if I had a million dollars)
Kadaj
Well I'd buy you a house
Yazoo and Loz
(I would buy you a house)
Kadaj
And if I had a million dollars
Yazoo and Loz
(if I had a million dollars)
Kadaj
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Loz
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
Loz
And if I had a million dollars
Kadaj and Yazoo
(if I had a million dollars)
Loz
I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
The men pointed at (Y/n), making her smile but not yet crack. Vincent couldn't help but clap at their singing skills.
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
If I had a million dollars
Loz
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
If I had a million dollars
Yazoo
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
If I had a million dollars
Kadaj
maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere
Loz
(You know we could just go up the and hang out)
Yazoo
(Like open the fridge and stuff and, girl, there'd be foods laid out for us)
Kadaj
(With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm)
Loz
(They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon)
Yazoo
(Can you blame them?)
Loz
(Yeah!)
(Y/n) clapped, leaning back in her chair, trying not to laugh at their obliviousness singing skills. The audience started to laugh.
Kadaj
If I had a million dollars
Yazoo and Loz
(if I had a million dollars)
Kadaj
I'd buy you a fur coat
Loz
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
Yazoo
And if I had a million dollars
Kadaj and loz
(if I had a million dollars)
Yazoo
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yazoo smirked while he sang at (Y/n), who blushed but covered her cheeks.
Loz
(yep, like a llama or an emu)
Vincent smiled at this
Loz
And if I had a million dollars
Kadaj and Yazoo
(if I had a million dollars)
Yazoo
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Loz
(all them crazy elephant bones)
Kadaj walked up to (Y/n) and pointed at (Y/n), which made her put her hand to her mouth, trying not to laugh.
Kadaj
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
If I had a million dollars
Yazoo
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
If I had a million dollars
Loz
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
If I had a million dollars
Yazoo
we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
Loz
(But we would eat Kraft dinner)
Yazoo
(Of course we would, we'd just eat more)
Kadaj
(And buy really expensive ketchups with it)
Yazoo
(That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)
(Y/n) couldn't take it anymore, she spat out the water and started to laugh. This almost made Vincent laugh, but he kept it in. The men looked satisfied with themselves, while (Y/n) got up and wiped her face.
"You guys got me." She laughed, she then walked back to the couch, next ti Cloud and Reno. "But you men can really sing. I loved it."
The contest went on, it took a couple if people to make Vincent laugh. Cloud and Vincent both competed against eachother, but when Yuffie got up, she managed to make Vincent laugh by tripping. Reno was up, but he laughed when Tifa started making cheesy jokes, she also managed to get Cloud out. So, up next was Yazoo and Kadaj, Loz tried to make his brothers laugh, but failed. Yuffie tried, but to no avail. Now, it was (Y/n)'s try. So, she smirked and approached the two. The group cheered.
"Before I start," (Y/n) grabbed the two's hands, "I want to tell you men something."
She then put Yazoo and Kadaj's hands on each side of her chest, making the two blush, while the audience went;
"Oooh."
(Y/n) smirked.
"I want to say that you men are pretty funny, I haven't forgotten the song." she started, the two men's faces still red because of the position their hands were in. "Can you feel my heart beating for the two of you?"
She asked, making the audience laugh. Yazoo nervously smiled, while Kadaj did the same. But (Y/n) continued, "I just really need to get something off my chest."
She looked down at the two.
"Do you know what I need to get off my chest?" The men still looked up at her, she then threw their hands down, off her chest. "You."
This made Yazoo spit out the water, making the audience laugh, because the water went all over Kadaj, who glared at his brother. (Y/n) laughed at this, she then kissed Yazoo's cheek.
"Tifa, you're turn!" Yuffie called, (Y/n) couldn't help but smile at her latest victory. Tifa walked up, putting the water in her mouth, she sat across from Kadaj. (Y/n) looked down at Kadaj, she smirked and sat in his lap, making him blush. (Y/n) turned to Reno,
"Put a beat on."
Reno smiled and nodded, putting on a small beat for (Y/n) to playfully rap to. While still sitting on Kadaj's lap, she turned to him.
"Kadaj, you don't even know the definition of relaxation. It's like your heart is going through dehydration. Man, you don't even know the meaning of kiss her, I'm a bad bitch, some say I'm sinister!"
The audience cheered and clapped at (Y/n)'s rap, while Tifa almost laughed. Kadaj smiled at this, (Y/n) kissed his cheek and got up. (Y/n) now faced Tifa, skipping over to her.
"Tifa, your non existent man wanna wife me, I said "yes, man, call me wifie!"
The group cheered more, Tifa cupped her mouth. (Y/n) continued.
"Tifa, you be bugging, how you a housewife without no husband!"
This made Kadaj and Tifa laughed, they spat out their water. (Y/n) put up her hands in victory, the group cheered.
"Since when do you rap?" Reno asked, (Y/n) shrugged, she smiled.
"Shots fired, (Y/n)!" Tifa said, laughing. (Y/n) laughed too, she defended herself,
"You know I don't mean it!"
(Y/n) turned to Kadaj, she kissed his cheek again, making him blush.
"I got you back." She teased, making smirked at this.
"Round 2?" Yuffie suggested, making the group groan. Looks like they're gonna be here, all night.