Tales of the Pearly Kingdom (...

By NathanielWilhelm

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Jasper Toledo is a college student who died and was reincarnated into his favorite video game. Calloway Calph... More

Prologue: Kingdom in Peril
1. Cal The Guildmaster
2. Why are you here?
3. The New Druid
4. Grit Those Teeth
5. Guildmasters
6. Wendy's Man Troubles
7. A Kiss a Day Keeps the Wife at Bay
8. Origin of Sweet tooth.
9. The Princess and her Knights
10. Downfall of a hero
11. Gathering the crew together
12. Spying on myself
13. The Wealthiest Pirate
14. Meeting in Secret
15. Chains of Fate
16. Forbidden Magic
17. Gods and Balances
18. The Three Piratettes
19. Happy Haunting
20. 3RR09 *CRI51$
21. The Weight of Godhood
22. The Disciples.
23. What are you doing here?
24. How i met your mother
25. The Pirate and the Huntress meet
26. Druidic lessons
27. Ophelia's Big Brother
28. A Family at Sea
29. The Raid Begins
30. Pirate Raid, The Captain's Tricks
31. The Captain's Power
32. Overcoming the Odds
33. The Unholy Power of the Captain
34. Cal Levels Up
35. Dark Secrets
36. The Priestess and her Samurai
37. Calphian and Her God.
38. The Queen's Authority
39. Cabin Boy's New Fate
40. The Calphius family
41. Cal's Panic and Shayley's Comfort
42. Selene's Lost Love
43. The Night the Queen Changed History
44. Dravenkin Rituals: Conversation
45. The might of the Dragonslayers
46. Dravenkin Rituals: Negotiations
47. Druid Dunce Apprentice
48. The Fairy Ring
49. The Guildmaster and the Gods
50. The New God-King
51. Guildmaster Candidate
52. The Failure of a God.
53. Marking Territory.
54. Family Meeting, Second Wife
55. Prophecology
56. Qu3est Ac$cept&d
57. Welcome to the family
58. Powder kegs as endtables
59. The Peril of Challenging Calloway
60. Cal's Noblesse Oblige
61. Battles of Will
62. Achilles and the Trickster
63. New Family Dynamic
64. Druid Training, Balance
65. What Purge?
66. Captain Scourge the Red built a city
67. Tempers on the L.Craft Nightmare
68. Duty of a Wife
69. A New God is Born
70. The God-King of Peril Rises
71. New Players
72. The Pirate meets the Alley Cat
73. Alley Cat and the God of Luck
74. The Guildmaster Returns
75. Alley Cat Meets the Oathkeepers
76. Guildmaster's Council
77. Alley Cat becomes a Verdant Oathkeeper
78. Noob is offered a job
79. Training with the family
80. Keeping up with the Starchasers
81. The North Wind Academy students
82. Achilles and the Eye of Truth
83. Achilles' Order and Cal's Chaos
84. An Interview With Mr. Starchaser
85. What is trust
86. Leap of Faith
87. Good Morning Guildmaster
88. Behind the Eye of Truth
89. Secret of Multi-classing
90. The Destiny of the Guild
91. Seamus' Riddle
92. The Orcish Guest
93. Talents of a Magus Artificer
94. Entering the Bathhouse
95. Greffin's Secret
96. The New Guard dogs.
97. Peter's Lecture
98. The Bartender who knows too much
99. The Age of Raids
Ch. 100 Cal's Freaky Family
101. The Timid Story of a Calphius Son
102. What is a Hero?
103. We're going on a Picnic!
104. A Father's Gift
105. Groves, A Pearly City Experience
106. Wish upon a Peach
107. Guildmaster's Wish
108. Suitor vs Mate
109. Brothers and Heroes
110. New Disciple?
111. New Blood
112. The True Children of Calphian
113. Sieg's Crisis
114. Let's Race
115. The Classroom/*Bleep*ing with Cal
Ch. 116 Seamus's Friends
117. The Nightmare Raid Team
118. Semblance of Power
119. Pursuit of Power
120. A Druid is Born
121. Birth of a Battle Maiden
122. Flight of the Valkyrie
123. Lessons of Friendship
124. Druid's Might
125. Perilous Fate of the Elves
126. The Sword Queen of Calphian
127. Worthless days aren't worthless
128. The Harpy's Secrets
129. Discovering the meaning of love
130. Blooming Roses
131. The Dark Elf Snaps
132. The Avenger's Trauma
133. The Debut of Lord Perilous
134. The Path of Redemption and its Prices
135. Cal's Collection of Enemies
136. Just call him Dad
137. The Three Druids
Ch. 138 The Oracle's Prayer
139. The depth of a mother's love
140. Standing Before Lord Perilous
141. Just another day in paradise
142. Twelve days of Peril and Panic
143. It's about Redemption
144. The Disappearances
145. Impossible Standards
146. Burnt to Sinder
147. The Unbeatable Dungeon
Ch. 148 Royal Headaches and Wild Ulcers
149. The Queen's Friends
150. The Last Guildmaster
151. The Morrigan's Death Knight
152. Queen Aileen of the Dravenkin
153. Declaration of War
155. PVP Enemy No.1
156. Counting down the moments
157. Sealing fate with a toast
158. No rest for the Wicked
159. Wandering Vampire's Entrance
160. Not a Nature Walk
161. New Features for Seamus
162. The Gauntlet's Depths
163. Unlocking Talents
164. Secret of the Timid Perilroot
165. Gentle Memories
166. The Royal Family
167. New Dungeon Lessons
168. Hard or Easy Training
169. Birth of a True Hero
170. Tea Party and Dress-up
171. Outsiders and Residents
172. The Conqueror
173. A World of Adventure
174. The Heroic Questline
175. The Inescapable Fall of Calphian
176. Not a Nightmare
177. Eve of War
178. Ragnarok Begins
179. From running to walking
180. Dawn of the Red Elf King
181. Hail to the King
182. One Last Promotion
183. Who to Trust?
184. Rise of the Feral Goddess
185. A Familial Sacrifice
186. Awakening of Saoirse
Ch. 187 Reunited
188. Sacrifice Magic
189. Doors of Hell
190. The Half-breed Harvest
191. Dead End
192. Bad End: Tragedy Cal
193. Prologue Part 2?
194. Caught in their trap
195. The First Victory
196. Klamenocturn Apparatus
197. A New World Tree
198. The Tides Change
199. Vera's Parents

154. Losing Patience with Stupidity

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By NathanielWilhelm

Meanwhile down at the Verdant Oathkeepers guild. A strange man walked in the front door and spun around marveling at everything. From the training area and students in uniform standing around watching a pair of students sparing with a blonde Valkyrie. One of the students that was sparing was a dark elf who was missing a hand but it didn't slow him down while he worked together with a winged girl to hold their ground against the much more experienced warrior woman.

Everything was so much more amazing than it had been before. So much magic. He wasn't oblivious to the stares he'd been getting, but he was just so fascinated to see so much magic casually utilized. Everything around was just too fascinating and fantastic. No other cities were like this and no other places were like this city or this guild. Creatures, monsters, elves, orc, elementals.

He was some kind of anomaly himself since he was wearing a full plate mail set of armor. Well... mostly... he had the greaves on and some gauntlets, but he was more or less shirtless with a tattered cape that was made for a smaller and more feminine frame. Even though they were part of a set the greaves looked like they were simply thrown together. His gauntlets were also mismatched with one being of much better quality compared to both the greaves and other gauntlet.

Among his equipment there was one item that stood out even more than his shabby armor selection and that was the truly unique sword strapped to his waist. It was a mid-length sword in a rich auburn colored sheath that looked as new as the day it was made that had silver Celtic knotwork and runes along it. The hilt of the sword was an anomaly. There wasn't a discernable guard to speak of. Instead, the blade was made to look like it was turning into roots that intricately connected it a wooden handle. It curled to the end, forming a pommel that looked like a "T" made of leaf-covered tree limbs.

"Excuse me, sir...?" A large breasted Waspkin woman asked him from a long counter at the far end of the room from the entrance. "If you have a request or would like to sign up as an adventurer, I'd love to be able to help you." she said. She was sincere and earnest but also had the disposition of someone who had been practicing for a length of time and was desperately waiting for a chance to recite her speech.

"Um sure, I'm new in town and would like to sign up." He said and approached the desk. He looked around and then asked. "Is there a quest board or...?"

The waspkin flinched and then sighed sadly. "The Guildmaster has suspended all quests until further notice. All the adventurers are either taking shifts in the café or teaching until things calm down." She had short black hair and pulled it out of her eyes with one hand while she clutched a clipboard to her chest. Then she reluctantly set it down in front of him with the untouched sign up form. "I suppose that means you won't sign up or leave a request either..."

He couldn't bare to see her look so down and gladly accepted the clipboard. "I didn't say that." He grinned.

The waspkin was surprised and looked flustered but happy. "Oh then um..." she looked under the counter for something. "... I know I put a pen here somewhere. Forgive me, I'm new. The waspkin just recently swore fealty to the Queen of Calphian and were finally let in the City of Perils. After fearing the adventurers from the stories that I was told, it's a little surreal to be working for them. Ah! Found them." She reached for a pen and just barely handed it to him when a disturbance stopped him from writing more than his name.

"I can't believe you all are still here? Holding out in your hovel like the skittering rats that you are." A superior looking elf walked in with some lackeys. They all looked like they were looking for a fight. "Ah a new face!" the elf said looking at the half-dressed pale man standing at the counter with a clipboard.

"I didn't think there were any plebeians stupid enough to believe in this stinking hole." The elf took a step towards the man holding the clipboard, but a sword flew from nowhere and buried itself in the ground in front of him.

"I can't believe there are more of you piles of trash. I thought we already dealt with you?" A beautiful raven-haired beauty in a maid outfit declared from the second story loft in view of the front door.

"Don't worry, miss Starchaser we brought enough to deal with you this time." The Elven man plucked the sword from the ground and sauntered in as a crowd of ruffians filed into the building.

"It's MRS. Starchaser, you insignificant speck of swine droppings." The maid hissed.

A winged hound appeared at the top of the stairway next to the doorway that lead up to the loft. An elf male with short cropped white hair and an elf maiden that had orange and pink dyed hair were herding the younger uniformed children through a doorway. Meanwhile the older students stood by the winged Valkyrie and looked ready to face off with the rough looking men who filed in, but they were becoming swiftly outnumbered.

"As you can see, we aren't scared of you. But this place is a blemish on this city. Besides, we also have a bone to pick with that Guildmaster. The one that betrayed us and cost us our home." The arrogant elf mob leader declared and pointed his sword at the elf maid.

The newcomer holding the clipboard by the counter reached for his sword, but felt a tug on his cape. He turned to see the Wask girl looking at him earnestly from over the counter.

"This isn't your fight, you still have time to sneak out the back if you hurry." She whispered. She nodded her head behind her to her right. There was a hallway there and two doors along the far wall leading to rooms under the loft. The hallway itself lead to a set of doors that lead outside.

"It's too late for that, I already put my name down." He swallowed as he set the clipboard down and turned to the crowd.

Curious, the wasp girl picked up the clipboard and read the name at the top. The only thing he had written down. "Endalaust?" she said.

"Just Laust, is fine." He said.

"I'll put it on your tombstone." She said as she set the clip board under the desk and switched it for a Halberd. She took up a stance with a shield from behind the counter. "...and now I'm defending adventurers. Who would have thought?"

That was when one of the doors down the hallway by the exit swung open with a loud squeal.

"You guys are so noisy, is it someone's birthday?" An elf emerged from the back room like the dead rising from the grave. He was wearing a dark half-thrown together outfit like a pirate. He seemed to have traded a cutlass at his side for a cleaver hung at his lower back. He yawned like he had just woken up from a nap, but the bags under his eyes said otherwise. Even more ominous was the flash of bloodlust that flickered right before the door opened.

Laust gasped as he recognized the man. It was... another player. Like him. One he recognized from what seemed like a lifetime ago.

"Are you the Guildmaster?" The arrogant elf pointed the sword at the pirate. Or at least where he was. In the flicker of blink, the Guildmaster stood a hairsbreadth from the tip of the sword.

"Aye, I'm Cal, the Guildmaster." Cal looked around. "You should know better than to draw a sword in public... It can be..." Cal reached up and pinched the flat sides of the blade and tilted his head slightly as an oppressive fear washed over the room. "...Dangerous."

Laust looked in the corner of his vision where a notification alerted him that he had resisted the effects of a familiar ability known as [Aura of the Dread Pirate]. An effect he was given resistance to.

The Arrogant Elf tried to put on a brave face and pull the sword away, but he couldn't manage it. It was as if the blade was locked in space.

"Cute, but I'm tired of games." Cal cast a dispel on the sword and it disappeared. However, it didn't dispel the effects of Cal's frightening aura. "I'd rather not kill you myself. Nor stain my floor with the cowardly tar slinking through your veins. Instead, I will just curse you. All of you." Cal leveled his eyes over the crowd as they tried to move.

Cal grabbed the arrogant elf's face with his whole hand. "May the tides of fate forever bury you with misfortune. And may lady luck cast all her spite on your heads. In the coming war your destiny will reflect on your choices today. If one in one hundred were to die in the siege, you will be that one even if you are on the opposite side of the city. If you ration your food, it will spoil before anyone else. And every time you raise your sword against another it will cut you a hundred times before it cuts your enemy. In the name of Perilous god of luck, I curse your fate with a gruesome and tragic end. A coward's end worthy of your sins. And may this curse also compound with every soul who stands with you against me should they also choose to spit in the face of a Perilous God." Cal threw the elf into the crowd, toppling them over.

Cal looked down at the elf with the condescending intensity of a Dread Pirate Captain. "tell your masters that you failed to intimidate us. And one more thing..." Cal pulled his cleaver out and cut the palm of his left hand. He squeezed his cut hand over them and let the blood drip on them. "...I was much better with curses and killing than I ever was with Druidry, and I am still an exceptional Archdruid."

When the last drops of blood fell on them every free space in the large room filled with the faintly blue wispy outlines of a pirate ghost army. But not the sweet cuddly kind that he had run his errands. These were horrors and wretches from the bottom of sea half eroded and covered with seaweed, rusted chains, mangled with half-formed mutations, from humanoid in appearance to complete aberrations of evil specters. Each was marked with a pair or set of glowing red eyes aimed at the intruders.

Then dark inky portals appeared in the air dripping with black tar that splattered on the ground. Some undefinably huge creature reached through the portals with ghostly black tentacles. Each as thick as a man was tall. The tentacles reached for the mob as a hungry thrum vibrated the air. The pressure of the thrum made it near impossible to breathe or even think.

"I wonder if you've ever felt the hunger of the Kraken before, it's overwhelming, isn't it? Did you know he was originally created by the gods as a weapon to consume other gods? But they couldn't control or kill him. So they let him consume half of the world and sealed him while he slept. But he still dreams, and his hunger grows every day." Cal said ominously as if telling a ghost story as the very light seemed stolen from the room. And icy chill made the slimy sounds of the of the tentacles even more potent.

"I'd run if I were you, but I wonder how far you think you can run from the hunger of a monster even the gods feared. I wonder... how long your LUCK will hold out." Cal smiled with sadistic glee the glowed like fire in the haunting vision. "Do you feel lucky... well... do ya... punk?"

THUD!

Cal punctuated the point by throwing the cleaver into the ground between the mob leader's legs, inches away from his crotch.

Someone screamed and the mob dropped everything and ran out of the place. Like it was haunted. Only the leader remained. He had completely fainted the moment the cleaver landed, and had been left behind.

After a few moments passed, everything Cal had summoned faded as if it had been nothing more than a dream. He retrieved his cleaver and put it away.

Even though Laust hadn't been affected by the fear effects he released a the breath he hadn't noticed that he was holding.

"Cabinboy, take out this trash." Cal said to the one-handed dark elf while kicking the fainted elf's foot. 

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