*All based off of personal experiences*
Roman texted: Make sure to get riri.
Virgil: Who's Riri?
Patton: Remy?
Logan: Oooh.
Virgil, laughing: Dear lord, we love Roman, but he can't remember names for shit!
(Love you, Kim!)
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Author-Chan, watching horror movies in the closet: AH!
Virgil, from across the house: Who died?
Roman: Where's the murderer?
Author-Chan: I'm a ghost! Boo!
Patton: Welp, time to move out guys!
Virgil: Already packed.
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Roman: Hey, Pat that's really good!
Patton: Thanks!
Roman: I think you've found your calling!
Logan: His calling is decorating tiny hats?
Patton: With ribbon!
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Virgil: Glitter is the herpes of crafts.
Roman, with a bucket of glitter: ...
Virgil: It never goes away.
Roman, pouring the bucket over his head: Oh no!
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Baby Deceit: ssssssssstop.
Roman, staring at Deceit: ...
Baby Deceit: ssssssssssssssssssssstop!
Roman, still looking at Deceit: ...
Baby Deceit: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOP!
Roman, slowly blinking: ...
Logan, to Virgil: They've been at it for hours...
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Baby Remy, in the car, driving past a Starbucks: Mama, I think you deserve a cake pop!
Patton: aww! That's so-
Baby Remy: And I deserve a latte.
Virgil: Every. Damn. Time.
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Baby Roman: Yo Deceit, do you have 2 dollars?
Deceit: Yeah?
Baby Roman: You want candy?
Deceit: Sure?
Baby Roman, taking the money and giving Deceit a KitKat: There ya go!
Full grown Virgil too anxious to sell his fundraiser candy: Thanks, Ro.
Baby Roman: I get 50 percent of the cut.
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Logan, getting hit by baby Roman with a pillow: This is fine.
Logan: I'm fine.
Logan: I'm not depressed.
Logan, getting knocked off the couch still getting beaten: Just kill me already.
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Baby Virgil: Let me die.
Patton: Nu! My baby!
Baby Virgil: Just stab me, burn me at the stake.
Patton: Stop it!
Baby Virgil: Someone shoot me...
Patton: Let me hug you!
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Thomas: I make bad choices.
Remy, holding 3 kiddos: Same.
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this is it for today I'm tired.