Since many people loved part 1, here's part 2!!!!!
Pyro: And welcome back to Pyro's Guide On How To Become a Ninja and an Amazing Stalker part 2! ;) I thought up of more ideas, yay!!!!
Step 4: Kidnapping
Pyro: (・｀ω´・) I have a tip on how to kidnap your crush and do a LOT of things with him.
For Example:
Crush: *Was walking down school corridors*
Pyro: *Ninja flips in front of him*
Pyro and Crush: Kameeee <(¬＿¬<) hameeeee o<(¬＿¬<) Haaaaaa (>0o0)>==============O （。_°☆
Crush: X_X
Pyro: *Stuffs him in a sack*
* * *
Crush: O_O Wtf? Where am I?
Pyro: *Turns on lights* In a photobooth! \(^Δ^)/
Pictures:
(◥◣_◢◤) ←～（o ｀▽´ )oΨ
Me-----> ^(#｀∀´)_Ψ････・･†_(ﾟｰﾟ*)β <---Crush
(ノò益ó)ノ彡 ( \o°o)\
(+ ｀△´）凸
( ♛ฺ;益;♛ฺ;)☞ _:(´□'」 ∠):_
('з´).っ︻デ═一 °･｡*.°☆━━━━⊂ (｀-´∩)
Step 5: How to Ninja Flip
Pyro: You wanna know how to ninja flip? I don't know how, thought. ( ._.) I only learned how because of my crush by doing this:
(ノ ò∩ó)ノ彡( \o°o)\ -> (\o-o)\ -> /(.-.)\ -> \(o_o\) crush->( O_O) me-> ヘ（。□°）ヘ Tada!
Step 6: How to Kill
Pyro and Girls with Crush: /( .□.)\ ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)
Step 7: How to Manage Your Anger After That
Pyro: *Was going Gorilla mode*
Girl: O_O
Pyro and the Girl: ☆*:.｡. Σ(๑+ o｡ ミくζ°))) く\(ᄒ∀ᄒ╬) (Girl and me hitting her with a frozen tuna)
Crush: *Hides* ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴