If The Pokémon Characters Had...

By Sylveon12

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What would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irr... More

Chapter Welcome
Chapter Oops I forgot to title it lol
Chapter PRANKED
Chapter I just realized I can start re-using chapter names
Chapter Okay sister Chloe
Haha I'm annoying
Chapter I need sleep
Q&A number one billion and three
Lmao hiiiiiii
Chapter Wow a swap didn't see that coming
Chapter We've got lines
Chapter Gladion's a snac
Chapter I need to go to bed rn
*dabs*
Chapter It is once again my day of birth
Blessed
Chapter I don't even know/care
Chapter Oops the ship
Chapter This chapter is actually horrible and I'm so sorry
Chapter Everybody
Chapter I need a better hobby
Chapter I need to stop writing sinful N
Lol
Chapter Pride
Chapter Sorry (but am I really?)
Chapter I can't write good content anymore
Chapter Be quiet Red
Chapter SUMMER *dabs*
Surprise
Chapter I love Link so much
Chapter Someone stop me
Smol
Chapter Oops how did my headcanons get here?
Snac as a snac
Chapter What am I going to do
Wow look I can answer things
Chapter Oof (Uh oh I've been saying that a lot)
Chapter Sorry I'm crying
Pst
Uh oh spaghetti O's
Chapter I honestly don't know if I wanna keep writing this
Chapter They
Chapter Who
SO
Chapter Hilda is a mother?
Chapter I swear they're just friends
Chapter I FORGOT A TITLE AGAIN
Chapter I think I've seen this before...
Chapter What a new timeline
Chapter We'll see where this goes
Hey
Anybody
Chapter My poor gays
Chapter There's too much Arceus in this chapter
Chapter Complete
Extras + Secrets of ITPCHFB
Chapter Welcome (back)
Chapter The world is burning
Chapter YEET IT'S HOLIDAY SEASON CHILDREN
Chapter I need to relax
Chapter I hate life
Chapter Wow it's lowkey a musical
Hoi
Chapter Merry Christmas!
Chapter Wow this series has gone downhill so quickly
Chapter Merry Meme-Mas 2k18
Chapter I really should've kept this book dead huh?
Chapter Update? Never heard of her
Chapter All Things Pokémon!
Chapter You all wanted this (for some reason)
So
Chapter Heartbreak is imminent
Chapter I'm so emotional
Chapter Hey I'm alive
Chapter Tea
Chapter Sword and Shield!
Chapter Merry Meme-Mas 2k19
Chapter This Chapter is Holy
Chapter This whole thing is a subtweet at me
Woah
Chapter This is a promotional tactic
Big news!
Chapter I'm scared for me
And I oop-
Chapter Is Birthday
Chapter Kiddos!
Chapter Wait did I just update
500k
Chapter Oh look! I wrote something!
Chapter Kiddos! Again!
Everyone!
Special announcement!
Chapter 0_0
Chapter The gays won
Chapter I have no idea what to title it
Chapter Big thanks
BIG announcement!
Chapter Merry Holidays!
Chapter 2021
Chapter Pokémon Day!
Chapter June
Chapter Oops I forgot about the plot
Chapter Hi besties I'm baaack
Chapter 2022 is upon us and I will be exiting shortly
*kicks door open*
Chapter Wait a Minute What the Fu-

Chapter Screw it I give up on this damn book

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By Sylveon12

Serena has tagged Iris in her status- Okay he hasn't texted back what now

Comments:

Iris: Block his number

Iris: Date his best friend

Serena: ...

Serena: So...back to square one then?

Iris: ...

Iris: Basically

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Let go of my leg

Comments:

Hilda: WHERE ARE YOU GOING

N: The store

Hilda: B-But-

N: Hilda, my love, I will be home soon

Hilda: *sniffles* Okay

Silver: ...

Gladion: ...

Silver: I don't like this

N: Spoiler alert!

N: I do not like you

Hilbert: S a v a g e

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Sylveon has updated her status- The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell and I sure as sh*t ain't climbing no stairs

Comments:

Arceus: Honestly tho

Nobody: But you're God

Arceus: I know

Arceus: We need like an escalator or something, sh*t

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Honey?

Comments:

N: What

Hilda: Come take a nap with me?

N: ...

Hilda: Please???

N: Okay

Rosa: Damn all Hilda's gotta say is please but N's gotta guilt trip Hilda into napping with him

N: Shut up I love my Hilda

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status- Since Misty won't date either of us, why don't we just date?

Comments:

Ash: Just cause Red and Blue are dating doesn't mean we should

Ash: Also ew I hate you

Gary: WelL fInE

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Where are all my clothes?

Comments:

Hilda: ...I don't know

N: Hilda I need those

Hilda: But I miss yooouuuuuu

N: ...

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Am I really this annoying?

Comments:

Hilda: No!

Hilda: ...Well...yes

N: Oh

Hilda: But it's always okay because I love you!

N: Oh!

Silver: If Arceus doesn't switch you two back I'll kill them

Arceus: Yo this was Sylveon's doing

Gladion: Way to throw your gf under the bus

Sylveon: Um

Sylveon: We're not dating

Arceus: Not yet

Sylveon: Not ever you cookie eating hoe

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Hello Hilda! I love you! Can we finally watch Mulan now? REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED

Comments:

Hilda: Yeah okay

Silver: Thank god they're back

Arceus: Eh actually Nobody fixed them

Nobody: I was sick of all the FerrisWheel crap

Sylveon: You're crap

Arceus: Honestly

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Moon has tagged Hilda in her status- So like...did you and N actually sin two chapters ago?

Comments:

Hilda: No

Hilda: I was just kidding around

Arceus: DANGIT

Arceus: JUST GET MARRIED AND HAVE 33 BABIES ALREADY

Hilda: How about no

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May has tagged Dawn in her status- Hey Dawn...How was "church"?

Comments:

Dawn: Idk how was jumping on your bed?

May: ...

Dawn: ...

May: Eh it was only okay

Drew: What

Dawn: Yeah church was only average

Paul: What

Ash: Get f**king rekt




(A/N. *Sigh*

I don't know

I just

Felt like writing crap I guess

K thx bai)

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