Pyro:Aaaaaaannnndddd we're back with your favorite chaotic fangirl and evil Pyro,ready to rock'n'roll!*Fist pumps*
Sora:Yay!\(^O^)/
Pyro:Anyways,shoutout for Nathan_Vella!Readers,go read his book!It's amazing,even though he's just getting started!Oh.*Teleports them all to China back in the Three Kingdoms era*
Zhao Yun:Huh?Who are you?
Ma Chao:*Points spear at Pyro*In the name of justice,*Blah blah blah justice justice justice*
Takeo:I agree!And,*Blah blah blah justice*
Ma Chao:Finally!Someone else who understands justice!
Zhao Yun:I agree!*Blah blah righteousness,justice,benevolence rest omitted*
Masamune:Great.-_- Takeo's counterparts.Just great.
Guan Ping:O_O Lord Masamune?
Pyro:Yay!We're in the Shu kingdom!\(^o^)/
Sora:O_O Thank goodness.If we end up in Wei.*Shudders*
Pyro:Btw,Sora,I based your weapon on Guan Ping and Ma Chao's sword.
Sora:Um.Okay.
Pyro:And Takeo's personality is a little based on Ma Chao and Zhao Yun.
Takeo,Zhao Yun and Ma Chao:*Raises up their spears*JUSTICE!
Pyro:*sighs and summons everyone else*
Lu Xun:*Was holding some torches with Zhu Ran*Huh?Where are we?
Lu Meng:*Vein pops*You boys...Are playing with fire again?
Zhu Ran:*Throws away torch and sets a hay stack on fire*
Zhang Fei:Where's the whine?!
Xing Cai:*Glares*Father...We discussed about this.
Dhong Zhuo:Women!Women everywhere!*Winks*How about you all come with me to my paradise?
Sora:*Kills him with sword*Perv!
Pyro:*Sprays pig repellant on his face*Begone,vile enemy of womankind!
Amy:Perv!*Whacks him on the head with a frozen tuna*
Echo:*Unleashes her anger on Dong Zhuo*
Pyro:I just had an idea!*Summons all characters from Samurai Warriors and Warriors Orochi*
Nu Wa:You mortals again?
Taigong Wang:Here to face the great Taigong Wang?*Smirks*
Sora:Nah.I'm good.
Riku:*Points at Orochi*Takeo,here's your long lost father!
Takeo:O_O
Orochi:*Raises scythe up in the air*All of you mortals...Shall suffer.
Keiji:Lets start the fun!Woohoo!
Ling Tong:*Chases a drunk Gan Ning with a chainsaw*Come back here so I could kill you!
Gan Ning:Ling Tong!I love you!
Pyro:*Was burning things with the two pyromaniacs of Wu*Lu Xun,get ready!(A/N:Who here plays video games from Koei?I really like DW,SW,WO and Fatal Frame series.Seriously,their games are awesome and badass.In DW,SW and WO,you can just go wild and kill everything in your path.Great to act like myself and,in my opinion,unleashing my rage without hurting anyone except the XBox,controller and TV XD)
Lu Xun:*Burns down the Sun family's castle*
Sun Shang Xiang:The training grounds!
Lian Shi:O.o Lord Sun Quan.The castle.
Sun Quan:*Grits teeth*
Sun Jian and Sun Ce:*Cracks knuckles*
Sora:Woohoo!*Summons dragon types*
Guan Ping:Woah!
Guan Yu:*Strokes beard and nods with an impressed expression*
Liu Bei and Ieyasu:Please!Benevolence!
Everyone else:NO ONE CARES!
Lu Bu and Lu Lingqi:*Attacks people*Can nobody provide us with a decent challenge?!
Pyro:*Plays epic DW8 music remix as ze chaos starts*
Drew:*Runs away from an angry Bao Sanniang because he made fun of the flower on Guan Suo's hair,which was given by Sanniang*
Bao Sanniang:YOU DARE CALL MY DEAR SUO GAY?!?!
Drew:*Screams*
Pyro:*Fangurls over Guan Xing,Lu Xun,Zhu Ran,Sima Shi and the others*
Wen Yang:(O_O;;)
Meng Huo:*Runs around wildly*
Wei Yan:Me...Enemy...Kill...*kills Nyx*
The Guests:*Watches while eating popcorn*
Amy:*Beats up Hiro with water powers*
Motochika:*Plays with shamisen*
Yukimura:O_O again?!
Anna:*Hides behind Zach*Too much violence >.<
Abby and Kohaku:*Were making out in a corner*
Nikki:*Was running wild with Meng Huo*
Zhu Rong:(/.-)
Lu Bu:*Runs aroundon his horse,Red Hare,while destroying everything in his path*
San Zang:Wukong!*Chases Sun Wukong*
Sun Wukong:*Runs around on his cloud*Can't catch me! :P
Moon:Woohoo!*Kills Dong Zhuo*
Xu Zhu and Sima Shi:*Was having a manju eating contest*
Liu Shan and Ash:*Hides in corner while sucking their thumbs*
Pyro:-_- Useless crybabies!*Burns the two*
SMG:*Tortures Giovanni and Cyrus*
Justin Bieber:*Appears out of nowhere while singing*I got that power,power.
All the Warriors:*Kills him with various weapons*
Zhang Jiao:BEEEEHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMEEEEERRRRRAAACCCCCLLLLLEEEEEE FFFFFRRRRROOOMMM ZZZZZEEEEEEE HHHHHEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVEEEENS-
Pyro:Shut up!
Yellow Turbans:Do not-*Blah Blah Blah Heaven's wrath and never mess with Zhang Jiao rest omitted*
Pyro:-_- *burns them all*
Lu Xun:*Sets everything on fire*
Pyro:*Sings*But I Seth FIYAH to the rain!*Burns Seth*
Zhang He:*Starts acting gay with Harley*(A/N:Seriously.This guy ruined my childhood along with Dong Zhuo!)
Harley:Don't stop!
Everyone else:O_O
Pyro,Lu Xun and Zhu Ran:*Burns the two*
Three Days of Chaos Later
Pyro:Okay!Before we start,lets welcome Sarah,or depressed_gothic and her Umbreon,Tsukiko or Kiko,Shaden990's OC,and Mari or Marina_Dark!(Many people are still free to join!)
Said people walks in
Sarah:*Looks around glumly,then gives Hiro and Nyx cookies*
Hiro and Nyx:*Snatches cookies and eats it,then falls to the ground dead*
Sarah:*Smiles darkly*Those are my poison cookies.
Mari:Hi!(^Δ^)/
Everyone who is not emo:Hi!
Pyro:Okay!Lets start!
Sora:This is from Pikachu78y!
Since Ruby and Sapphire are here I dare them to make out with each other
Sapphire:Um....
Ruby:*Grabs her and starts making out with her*
Everyone:O_O
Pyro:*Looks away*
Guo Jia:*Nudges Wang Yi*How about we do that?
Pyro:*Fangirls*
Wang Yi:*Stabs him,then looks at Ma Chao with a smile*
Ma Chao:*Turns blue*This is injustice!*Hides behind Ma Dai*
Ma Dai:Um...Cousin?
Pyro:Poor Guo Jia! 3:
Masamune:-_- Next!
Sora:*Pulls Pyro with her inside Shu kingdom's castle*
Pyro:What?
And also I dare Pyro and Sora to prank every one.
Pyro:Oh...Yea....*Takes out fireworks*
Sora:Yes!*Takes out some New Year explosions*
Pyro:Lets go!
Later
Masamune:What's taking them so long?!
Xiao Qiao:I once heard about Yuri.
Da Quiao:O_O
Zhou Yun:*Mutter*Crap.She has been reading my books.
Everyone screamed when drunk ninja Mankeys bounced inside
Drew:Not them again!>_<
Lost Silver:*Hides behind Drew*
Xiao Qiao,Himiko and Gracia:Wheee!Monkeys!
Ash's Pokédex:Mankey!
Xiao Qiao:No!Monkey!
Ash's Pokédex:Mankey!
Himiko:Whatever!
Soon,the fireworks exploded
Lu Xun and Zhu Ran:FIYAH!!!!*Lights up their torches*
Liu Shan:*Hides behind his father*
Guan Ping:No one shall stop me!I'm Guan Ping,son of-*Was cut off when a Mankey attacked him*
Xing Cai:Guan Ping!
May:*Runs around*
Ash:*Squeaks when he accidentally bumps Lu Lingqi*
Lu Bu:*Vein pops*No one...Touches....MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!
Lu Lingqi:*Grabs Ash by the neck,then throws him toward Lu Bu*
Diao Chan:*Sighs*Like father,like daughter!^_^
Pyro:*Runs in with a flaming chainsaw*CHAOS!!!!!!
The Mystics:*Shakes head*Mortals.
Twelve Days of Chaos Later
Pyro:Next!
Sora:Oh.These are from Kitty!
Gold:*Hugs Kitty*
Guo Jia,Magoichi and Takeo:*Forever alone face*
Rafe:*Smirks and wraps arms around Sora*
Guan Ping:*Glances at Xing Cai*
Everyone had to feed Hiro to zombies
Kai:Yes!*Grabs Hiro,then throws him at a lake which was filled with zombies*
Hiro:*Screams*
Pyro I dare you to burn anyone you hate
Pyro:Yay!
Lu Xun and Zhu Ran:Did someone say...BURN?!
Pyro:Yep!*Burns Dong Zhuo,Zhang He,Nyx and Zach*Next!
Pyro I dare you to use Hiro as a shield and fight anyone you want
Pyro:*Uses Hiro as a shield as she battles Lu Bu*
Lu Bu:*takes out halberd and impales Hiro*
Pyro:Next!*Throws away Hiro's corpse*
Sora:These are from Moon!^_^
I dare everyone to act and dress like their favorite anime characters for the whole chap! (really mean everyone)
Sora:*Was dressed up as Erza*
Rafe:I don't watch anime.*Shrugs*
Ash:Me neither.
All boys except Austin and Chase:Us too.
Chase:*Was dressed up as Grey*
Austin:*Was now dressed up as Gajeel*
LATER
Pyro:Next!
I dare Pyro to distinguish Drew with her valuable sword. You're very welcome Drew! Well since you said that you wanted a dare for Pyro...so yeah. ^_^
Drew:-_- I hate you.
Moon:I luv ya too!\(^Δ^)/
Pyro:*Slices Drew in half,then revives him*Okay!Time for SMG's dares!
I dare me to Kill the people who were said as the most hated with my skittle shooting flaming chainsaw
SMG:*Kills Hiro,Nyx,Guo Jia,Magoichi,Zhang He,Kojiro and Dong Zhuo*
Pyro:Next!
I dare Pyro to name my skittle shooting flaming chainsaw
Pyro:Fluffiness!Kill people with Fluffiness!\(^Δ^)/
I dare all the boys to die there hair a completely different colour
Drew:*Was now a rosehead*
Ash:*Was now a grasshead*
Takeo:My hair!*Was now black haired*Oh.Not that bad.*Shrugs*
Chase:*Was now yellow haired*-_- My precious hair! DX
Zach:*His hair was now colored rainbow*What the?!
Pyro:*Giggles*
So on and so on and blah blah
Pyro:Next!
I dare Seth to never get any super natural powers ever again (this dare can't be undone in any way shape or form with no loop holes)
Seth:-_-
And finally I dare Emma and any other OCs to kill Cyrus and Giovanni
Months of Beating up the Tweedle Dumbs
Pyro:Next!
Oh and Destiny come in to now that she's in my book ^_^
Pyro:*Kidnaps Destiny*
Destiny:O_O Where am I?
Pyro:In your worst nightmare.*Laughs,then stops*-_- Next.
Sora:These are from Anna
Sora & Rafe: Sing Magnet by Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka.
Sora:Okay!I'll be Miku!
Rafe:*Sighs*Okay.
Sings in English that Really Fits the song
Sora:A soft touch of desire Puts my painful heart on fire
Drowning in your warmth and beauty everyone admires
My small and sparkling butterfly Flutters under your eyes
Sprinkling your slender fingers with ecstatic sighs
Bodies intertwining,tangled up like vines
From your lips I taste the sweetest wine
Sinners,cursed and damned and never to reach out
We are confined But if it makes you mine...
Sora and Rafe:Now if you'd try and hold me tight And tell me everything's alright
Please would you lie to me Smile and say you'd stay for the night
Brush your lips on mine Ignore the tears that make me blind
Intoxicate me now Melt it with your breath The last of my sane mind
Rafe:In silver chains please lock me Cage me and possess me
Show me that you care Burn in your own wrath and jealousy
I know it sounds desperate But that is how I like it
We can go much farther than most can tolerate
My soul wanders in a labyrinth of doubts
No one cares to show me the way out
Carefully you gathered them up part by part
My broken heart And when you pressed restart...
Sora and Rafe:It's not the dream that never ends
It's our love that will long extend
Emotions never fade even if the night comes to an end
Touch my skin again And we no longer can be friends
But as long as you're here Breathing into my ear I've nothing to fear
Rafe:Dawn is breaking and I'm trying not to cry
Didn't think we'd have to say goodbye
Sora:You say it's a fact nobody can deny Nor can defy Now it's your turn to cry
Sora and Rafe:Now if you'd try and hold me tight And tell me everything's alright
Please would you lie to me Smile and say you'd stay for the night
Brush your lips on mine Ignore the tears that make me blind
Intoxicate me now Melt me with your breath Even if it kills me...
On the sheets we're hand in hand
Like two magnets end to end
Silhouettes merge and meld
Fading like a dream as the moon descends
Touch my skin again
And we no longer can be friends
But as long as you're here Breathing into my ear I've nothing to fear.
Everyone who is not emo:Awwww!
Xiao Qiao:*Grabs Zhou Yu and jumps up and down*Look,Zhouie!~They're so adorable!
Sora:Thanks!^_^
Pyro:Awww!Nexts!
Wrong Direction: Dress up like the Vocaloid of your choice! (You're welcome, Chase)
Rafe:I'm going as Gakupo -_-
Hiro:And me
Takeo:*Shrugs*I'll be Kaito.
Seth:And me.
Chase:I'm Len!\(^o^)/
Pyro:Next!
Pyro & Other Guests: Fangirl violently over whatever (Len! ^///^)
Pyro:Yes!!!!!*Shakes Masamune as she fangirls over the KOEI warriors*
Lu Xun:Crap.Lord Lu Meng is gonna kill me! DX help!
Lu Meng:XUN!!!!!YOU BURNED THE KITCHEN!!!!
Masamune:Ask help from your fangirls -_-
Lu Xun:Hurry up!I need them!
Pyro:Which reminds me!^_^ *Hands a letter to Lu Xun*
Dear our favorite hot and cute,Lu Xun :3
We left for today to complain to KOEI about your new outfit for covering your abs.We'll be back!^_^
Lu Xun:Crap!*Runs away*
Anna:Len!!!!
Zach:-_-
Nikki:GREY-SAMA!!!!*Glomps*
12 Days of Violently Fangirlling
Pyro:Ok!Next!
Everyone, play laser tag! Yay! \(^U^)/
Pyro:I played that before in Lazer Quest.*Takes out lazer gun*
Later,We Ended up with Masamune and Magoichi as the Victors because they Are Shooters -_-
Pyro:Next dares from Shaden990!
I dare Masamune to make out with Pyro :)
Kanetsugu:*Grabs a camcorderWe must capture and cherish this moment!Lord Masamune is growing up! :')
Keiji:*Laughs and hits Masamune's back*
Pyro:O////O
Masamune:>\\\<
Magoichi:What?!How come he has a girlfriend?!
Masamune:*Suddenly grabs Pyro and starts making out with her*
Pyro:*Blushes as red as her t-shirt*(A/N:I usually wear red.I like red,its the color of blood,fire and perfect for my personality ^_^ )
Sora:Um.Next!
And I dare Kiko to chase Austin with her kunai to try to kill him
Tsukiko (I just love the name!):*Chases a screaming Austin*
Silence
Riku:Austin!*Runs to Austin*
Pyro:*Was finished making out with Masamune and has a red face*N-next!
Masamune:*Smirks victoriously*
Sora:These are from FellDragon!
Seth use a dagger to torture Rafe as much as possible without killing him.If you kill him you die with him.
Everyone heard Rafe scream
Pyro:*looks over and sees an injured Rafe,then heals him*Next!Oh.Where are Sora,Seth,Takeo and Chase?
Sora,Seth,Takeo,and Chase have to prank everyone else.
Everyone screamed when they saw demon Sora approach them,followed by Masky,Hoodie and Eyeless Jack
Kitty:OMG!^\\\^
Everyone else who doesn't read Creepypastas:*Screams and runs*
Sora:*Giggles and raises scythe up in the air*
Later
Many people fainted in fear
Sora:Woo!*Removes make up and thanks her Gardevoir and Lucario*
After Waking Everyone Up
Pyro:Next!
Hiro and Nyx will be turned into Magikarp and put in a Sharpedo tank.
Pyro:already taken care of that.*Points at two Magikarps being eaten by drunk Sharpedos in a large tank*
Everyone be nice to Drew but when his guard is down beat him up! Torture!
Drew:*Walks in*I just heard my name.
Sora:It's nothing!^_^
Pyro:*gives Drew cookies and pats his head*Here ya go!^_^
Drew:O_O What the fu..
Da Qiao:*Glare*
Drew:....xxxx says?O_O
Everyone:we luv you!*Hugs*
Drew:*Smirks*finally,you start to act kind.*Sighs*
Pyro:*Grins*KILL IT WITH FIYAH!!!*Burns him*
drew:I knew something is going on -_-
Later
Pyro:Next!
Sora:These are from Spark!
I dare Zach to jump into a pool of lava
Zach:Wait!
Pyro:Too late!^_^ *Pushes Zach into a pool of lava and hears him scream*Next!
I dare everyone (but Scarlet and Spark) to face there worst fear
After Le Torture
Pyro:*was shaking in fear*Dammit!I hate the dark!Next dares from percy_potter_games10!
I dare Hiro to 'kill' Leah and face Grey's wrath.
Hears Hiro Scream
Grey:YOU MOTHA*BLEEP*
Pyro:Next!
Lady A, send out your Blaziken, Mega evolve it, an have him use Flare Blitz on Drew.
Lady A:Lets go!*Sends out Blaziken*
Drew:O_O mommy....*Screams*
Mind if I join the fun and use my 3DMG on Ash and Hiro?
Pyro:Yay!Lets welcome PPG10!
PPG10:*Enters,then kills Ash and Hiro*Oh.Hi,guys!(^o^)/
Hmmm,I dare everyone to scare the crap out of Cleo. (Don't care how, just make sure she's scarred. I'm so mean ^_^)
After Scaring Cleo
Cleo:*was rocking back and forth in a corner*
Sora:Um...Next dare from pika5544!
I dare the boys to make out with there crush.
Boys:Yes!!!*Charges toward girls on who gets to go first,bumping and pushing each other as if they are in football*
Zach:*pushes Pyro away*Okay.Pyro,go burn some things.
Pyro:Um...Okay!Weeee!!!*Leaves to burn down Dong Zhuo's palace*
Zach:*reads dare*
Now this is read by me and Pyro can't hear it I dare masamune to be gay with Harley for 2 chapters
Sora:*gasps*
Masamune:*Eye twitches*
Zach:Do it.
Sarah:Don't you think you're doing it too far?
Amy:Yea!Pyro's a hardcore fangirl,she might-
Zach:I don't care!Masamune,do the *Bleeping* dare!
Masamune:Kill me after this -_- *Starts acting gay with Harley,Kojiro andZhang He*
Everyone:O_O
Kanetsugu:My eyes!*Covers eyes*
Pyro:*Skips in*Hi!~ What did I miss?*Sees Masamune acting gay*(A/N:I'm crying while writing this D'X) M-Masamune-sama!
Masamune:>_< *Ignores her and still acts gay*
Pyro:Gah!*Ties a rope around her neck and runs to the sea,then ties the other end ofthe rope on a tree branch*
SMG:Pyro!
Pyro:THOSE WHO TRY TO REVIVE ME WHILE THIS SHT IS HAPPENING WILL FACE SOMETHING WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!!*Jumps in the sea and dies because she drowned and was strangled to death*
Everyone:O_O
Sora:N-next dare.From Sarah.
I dare May and Brendan to make out while Drew is forced to watch the whole thing strapped to a chair :)
Zach:Drew already has a love potion that made him fall in love with Misty,he won't care.
Sora:You're such a horrible person!>_<
Zach:I don't care.
Sora:*Sighs as Zach's brother Taylor murdered Brendan*Lets end this chapter.Pyro won't be here until that *Points at the disturbing scene where a 14 year old general is being molested by 3 other gays* is happenning.Okay,please dare the Koei warriors for Pyro so she'll die happy!Bye!Now excuse us as we mourn for Pyro.*Leaves while muttering*One whole chapter without Pyro?How will we ever survive?