#rantable

By yagirlzuzu

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i mean i'm only here to argue More

before i rant
crushes...
racism
lana del rey
heavy metal n hardcore n ish
fangirls
judgemental
age gaps in fanfics
wattpad problems
girl problems
slut shaming *TW*
(TW) ableism x neurotypicals
more fuckboyness??
"Bitch"
SHUT UP ABOUT UR OPINION
glasses!
black ppl hair
cultural appropriation part one.
cultural appropriation part two
i am femINIST AND lAGAINSY MENINISM!!1212!2
lana del rey!!!!!!!!!
about me...
...
whaaaatt? what
mini rants about boys
transformation
spanish boyz again!
exterminate neurotypicals 2015 -- TW
poc speaks hell yeah hell yeah
writing skills
thanks
kid @ camp
dont judge challenge
bitch, hoe, slut, whore
campboi
love from a black girl's pov
mariah noticed me
kylie jenner
#whitegirlsdoitbetter
insta arguments
im big blonde and beautiful
jack gilinsky(tw i think- vERY sexual content)
jack gilinsky again!!!!
IM ANNOYED
"i'm gay for..."
angry black ppl
WHAT
jack or jack
mom
wattpad
boys fr
your fave is problematic
papi chulo
body positive
friends and media/politics
honeymoon *go listen NOW*
friends and media/politics pt. 2
hairspray!
LORD
how to become "popular" on wattpad
NO
morning routine
inner happiness && soul
YSSHDJDF
lana!!!
not ur body, not ur problem
MOM
stats on wattpad
yooooo
IM ON THE WATCH YALL
cute convos with holly
lesson of the day
i hate
bindi
high by the beach
backtrack
OKAY
ughh
KAITLYN JENNER IS A WOMAN
downgrade??
"i wish that i could wake up with amnesia" TW
oh
!!
fuck tha police - nwa
oh
its lit
i took hella long but
i'm kinda excited
ughhh
god bless
it's up!! *pls read*
what the fcuk
men
types of fanfics i hate
guys
this is so ugh tw
im still pissed
Straight ppl
BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS TOUR
:')
nonono
i only date white girls part 1
i only date white girls part 2
i only date white girls part 3
AYYEEEE
LIT AS SHIT
pity party
well
WHAYGEIFDFGJODGRFDFG
lmao
shade n school
ask fm
school series: first day
virginity
immigrants
masturbation
smfh
smutttt
ffffuckiinggg fight me
fuckboy talking out of turn
masturbation
SIX K
harryy
uh yeah
funny
9/11
white feminists
art hoe tag
#freethenip
guys
soccer n my dad
tag thingy
ugh
things today
fav songs
shitty day
HONEYMOON
okay wtf is today
honeymoon
!!
ah
this hoe
rantable 2.0
sO
school series: latin is ok
youtube!!!
u got games on ur phone ???
IM DONE
things i hate while reading smut
ABOUT RANTABLE 2.0
jeremy mcdole
my dream
flexing ?
september favorites
okay back ten or more steps out
fall into fall tag
new books
new york
annoying religious people
im so tired
cute white boy
alright.
asian fetish
respect.
damn you
SIENA
kinks!
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY
the mirabellas : ts3
holly owns u now
the n word
birthday party
SIT ON MY FACE
damn you but that's not the point!
nope
smh
nice
so
not working
wtf
old disney tag
just sayin
fall tag as heck
internet fame
what the fuck
do u guys remember
today was p bomb
me n my gayness
THIS IS FUCKING HALLOWEEN
IM A BUNNY
HALLOWEEN AT SCHOOL
just-a-rant
youtube!!
belated
idk
THE DOCTOR
im really happy and sad
LAST CHAPTER

school series: papi chulo who's white

81 12 4
By yagirlzuzu

this school week was actually fxxkin lit noo joke..  (btw i sound like a stalker in this chapter)

so basically i've been in school since tuesday and i didnt think shiit was gna happen this week but im lit!!!

anyways the other day i seen this cute white boy that me and another friend used to fangirl over. so basically the first time i "met" him was when the dress thing was coming out like whether the dress was white and gold or black and blue (dont comment what color u think it is because I'll roast you i promise). basically i was surrounding my friend's  locker with the rest of my squad and he comes by with his friend and his friend goes,

"so ladies, what color do you think the dress is?"

and then me n my friends started yelling at each other about the dress while his friend and him started walking away laughing. so when he left I'm like yeahh he's fine wonder when he'll be mine he walk past like press rewind to see that dickk one more time(and im such a little hoe)

lmFAOOO ANYWAYS when he left i was like,

"damn he's fine" to my friend and she was like,

"yeah!!!" and i wanted to have a fuckin convo about how hot he was but my friends weren't feelin it tbh

i was all up on his dick tho i was like yassss he was holding drum sticks too so i was like damn u cute, u got musical talent and u got a jawline hmu

but yeahh then a couple days later after that i saw him in the hallway and i was thinking about tht tumblr textpost that says if u see a hot stranger twice it's true love and i was like o shit. but i was on the high school floor at the time and i thought he was a senior but thank fucking god he's not bc he would've been gone :((

uh anyways then about two months after that i saw him in the cafff and at first i just saw his back he was wearing like a denim jacket and sagging his jeans but u couldn't see underwear thank god and he had the jawline and grey studs in both ears and so i was all smirking while i walked behind him i was like "damnnn papi where u from???"

then i stepped on his shoe woops but he turned around in time so i could see his face and i was like omfuckingoddddd it's that guy like i thought i was never gna see him again.

anyways then i told my friend that i saw a cute white boy and she was like omfg where is he but then we went back and he wasn't there. then a few moments later i went to the caf pretending i was getting a spoon but i was really looking for him oops. then i saw him in the caf with his friends eating his fucking food so i ran to my friend and screamed that he was there so we ran back and started fucking dyinggg in front of his table like a couple feet away but he still looked up at us like we were fucked up... and i was def fucked up ahaaaa.

yeah then i barely saw him but my friend and i started to talk about him only sometimes. then like yesterday i fuckinggg sawwww himmmmm and he was like in the halls with his friends near the bathroom and i was like fuck yes take ur dick out!!! (No jk omg but am i really doe?)

GUYS IM LITERALLY WRITING THIS AFTERSCHOOL ALL CURLED UP IN A LIL BALL IN THE HALLWAY

thennnn i saw him again that day coming out of the bathroom and i was just doneee.

THEN I WAS GOING TO WALGREENS WITH SOME OF MII SQUAD AND HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS OUT OF THE SKOOL AND I WAS LIKE UUGHOH FUCK ME HE SMELLED LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND SOME FRESH SHIT AMAZING AMAZING AND HE WAS SMILING AND LAUGHING

tHeN I SAW HIM AGAIN AT WALGREENS WTF so i went there across the street with my friends and he was there with his friends and i said to my friend who i fangirled with and another friend who was with me,

"oh my god that's him" and he was like laughing and shit he looked so cute(not laughing at us tho his friend said something).

tHEEEEN HE STARTED TO TALK AND I WAS LIKE FUCKKKKK THISS SHITTTT sO I RAN INTO AN AISLE LITERALLY  SCREAMING THIS ISNT HEALTHY. BUT I THINK HE HAS A GF BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN FRESHMAN WTF TAKE ME BITCH

wait

then my friend was like take a picture take a picture when i came back (lmao i came back from the aisle bc i was like "nO IM GONNA MISS HIM") BUT I COULDNT PULL OUT MY PHONE IN TIME TO TAKE A PICTURE FUCKITTFJDJR

ANYWAYS then i left walgreens and he was all the way on the other side of the damn street but my friend wanted me to take a picture so since im a savv i snapped a pic but it's low quality and in the pic above since i got that android lyfe

yeah so then the next day (today) i spotted him a few times and then omg i keep running into him no lie like i was going to class and i have classes on the high school floor and so i made the right decision going up that one flight of stairs bc i opened the door and he was coming out of his class with a fucking guitar on his back and i was like so close to him i was so happy (i sound so creepy but hes hot) and i looked up at him and i was like rOARBRITNT T CAN I BE HOT AND LEGAL SO I CAN SUCK UR DICK WHAT THE FUCKKKK (i wanna be hot legal and freeee so calum can fuck me @ holly )

basically he was wearing a guitar thingie case and i was gna cry now i know where he goes fourth period on Fridays

okay but he plays guitar and drums um um um finGER SKILLS????

anyways yES and when i looked up at him i couldn't tell if he was freaked out bc he figured i was stalking him or if he was smirking like he was smiling but smirking but looked confused and then i STARTED WALKING THE OTHER WAY BC I FUCJING FORGOT WHERE MT CLASS WAS AND HE WENT THE OPPOSITE WAY AND I WAS LIKE SHIT I SHOULD FOLLOW HIM BUT MY CLASS IS THE OTHER WAY. TURNS OUT IT WASNT SOOOO FUCK THAT SHIT BUT YEAH

AND THEN I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM AT WALGREENS WIT MY FRIENDS FUCKING SHIT AND I THINK THAT HE WAS WITH HIS SQUAD BC I NOTICED HIS FRIENDS AND THEN I SAW SOMEONE THAT LOOKED KINDA LIKE HIM BUT I COULDNT REMEMBER WHAT HIS OUTFIT WAS TODAY SO I DIDNT KNOW OMG BUT ANYWAYS THE REASON I DIDNT KNOW WAS BECAUSE HE HAD A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE JACKET AND HELMET ON

IF THAT WAS HIM THEN SO HELP ME I WILL FUCK MYSELF UP HOLY SHIT

HE SNATCHED MY FUCKIN WEAVE AHH okay i need to chill. but really doe hes so powerful like can i get on my knees in front of him and bow to him as king or do something else lol idk

lmao nah i didnt just whimper dramatically whilst riding in the car with my family i aint about that life tf u mean???

but yeah so ive been talking to my franddd about him and she's a hot senior who's poc and only dates white boys so i was like okay why the fuck not if they date then when i come over he can be there too and i can admire him from a distance

she said to get an insta and a name and everything but idek his name so fuck me but im gna look in the yearbook if i have to by the end of the year (if hes a senior) for him shit

he's so hot like yall dont understand. he's super pale kinda needs a tan but whatever, brown hair kinda in a quiff but kinda not, jaWLINE JAW FUCKINGG LINE, fucking great sense of style like kinda saggy jeans (like u would see on tumblr like saggy sweats), t shirts, GREY FUCKING STUDS IN EACH DAMN EAR HEY PAPI CHULO LEMME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR, AND CUTE SMILE AND MUSICAL TALENT

(Lmao i thought someone honked at us in the drive thru for burger king so i turned around so ready to give the middle finger but no one was behind us)

anyways he should choke me with his hands and his dick im not joking

uh anyways im gna befriend him or at least find out his insta so dont u worry

NEXT PART

THEN AFTER THAT FIASCOI WENT TO SPANISH and there's this kid from dominican republic there that i low-key thought was hot and i caught those eyes wondering okay i see u but anyways we had to greet each other in spanish and i have a really  good accent so when i started talking he was smiling n shit and looking dead into my eyes but ofc i had my resting bitch face on even tho i wanted to smile

then when we had to showcase it he was like "wanna go up?" and i was like fxck yeah and the teacher was proud and im kinda feelin the boy we'll see lmao i dont need a bf i need to retake my latin test actually but uh we'll be all good

btw ass was poppin today my friends were like go zuzu with that cake and i was like hell yea

#zuzaf

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