#rantable

By yagirlzuzu

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i mean i'm only here to argue More

before i rant
crushes...
racism
lana del rey
heavy metal n hardcore n ish
fangirls
judgemental
age gaps in fanfics
wattpad problems
girl problems
slut shaming *TW*
(TW) ableism x neurotypicals
more fuckboyness??
"Bitch"
SHUT UP ABOUT UR OPINION
glasses!
black ppl hair
cultural appropriation part one.
cultural appropriation part two
i am femINIST AND lAGAINSY MENINISM!!1212!2
lana del rey!!!!!!!!!
about me...
...
whaaaatt? what
mini rants about boys
transformation
spanish boyz again!
exterminate neurotypicals 2015 -- TW
poc speaks hell yeah hell yeah
writing skills
thanks
kid @ camp
dont judge challenge
bitch, hoe, slut, whore
campboi
love from a black girl's pov
mariah noticed me
kylie jenner
#whitegirlsdoitbetter
insta arguments
im big blonde and beautiful
jack gilinsky(tw i think- vERY sexual content)
jack gilinsky again!!!!
IM ANNOYED
"i'm gay for..."
angry black ppl
WHAT
jack or jack
mom
wattpad
boys fr
your fave is problematic
papi chulo
body positive
friends and media/politics
honeymoon *go listen NOW*
friends and media/politics pt. 2
hairspray!
LORD
how to become "popular" on wattpad
NO
morning routine
inner happiness && soul
YSSHDJDF
lana!!!
not ur body, not ur problem
MOM
stats on wattpad
yooooo
IM ON THE WATCH YALL
cute convos with holly
lesson of the day
i hate
bindi
high by the beach
backtrack
OKAY
ughh
KAITLYN JENNER IS A WOMAN
downgrade??
"i wish that i could wake up with amnesia" TW
oh
!!
fuck tha police - nwa
oh
its lit
i took hella long but
i'm kinda excited
ughhh
god bless
it's up!! *pls read*
what the fcuk
men
types of fanfics i hate
guys
this is so ugh tw
im still pissed
Straight ppl
BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS TOUR
:')
nonono
i only date white girls part 1
i only date white girls part 2
i only date white girls part 3
AYYEEEE
LIT AS SHIT
pity party
well
WHAYGEIFDFGJODGRFDFG
lmao
shade n school
ask fm
virginity
immigrants
masturbation
smfh
smutttt
ffffuckiinggg fight me
fuckboy talking out of turn
masturbation
SIX K
harryy
uh yeah
funny
school series: papi chulo who's white
9/11
white feminists
art hoe tag
#freethenip
guys
soccer n my dad
tag thingy
ugh
things today
fav songs
shitty day
HONEYMOON
okay wtf is today
honeymoon
!!
ah
this hoe
rantable 2.0
sO
school series: latin is ok
youtube!!!
u got games on ur phone ???
IM DONE
things i hate while reading smut
ABOUT RANTABLE 2.0
jeremy mcdole
my dream
flexing ?
september favorites
okay back ten or more steps out
fall into fall tag
new books
new york
annoying religious people
im so tired
cute white boy
alright.
asian fetish
respect.
damn you
SIENA
kinks!
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY
the mirabellas : ts3
holly owns u now
the n word
birthday party
SIT ON MY FACE
damn you but that's not the point!
nope
smh
nice
so
not working
wtf
old disney tag
just sayin
fall tag as heck
internet fame
what the fuck
do u guys remember
today was p bomb
me n my gayness
THIS IS FUCKING HALLOWEEN
IM A BUNNY
HALLOWEEN AT SCHOOL
just-a-rant
youtube!!
belated
idk
THE DOCTOR
im really happy and sad
LAST CHAPTER

school series: first day

70 12 9
By yagirlzuzu

we're really just gna jump right in.
okay so today was the first day of school :))) and i fell asleep at one am and woke up at five am yikes.
basically i wore a pair of blue jeans even tho today it was really humid and 95 degrees and i wore a white shirt with color splashes and holes in it and black combat boots.

then i went to skool and we had homeroom and like i got the lock for my locker but i forgot how to unlike it so i made someone do it for me and now i don't know how to open my locker lol yikes

anyways
we got a new principal and everything too and we got like a new bell so it's a loud beep instead of an annoying a$$ ring.

so we spent a while in homeroom getting everything ready or whatever and we have to fill out forms by the way someone remind me to give them to my mom because if you don't i will forget.

i spent period one in gym listening to the teachers drone on and on about the rules like ahhh shut up

period 2 came along and we went to the auditorium to listen to like the principal and the police officer's speech and there was so much clapping but holly wouldn't stop talking lmao ily

the rest of period 2 i went to english and the teacher seems boring & strict and ahh i'm scared. but luckily, she lets you turn in projects two days late and she doesn't give too much homework.
but i sit with the fuckboy i used to always rant about and used to have a crush on and he needs a major haircut like i know he's a stoner but c'mon.

then in period three i went to unified science and we have the most confusing teacher like he stopped talking about the syllabus to talk about this comedian who once set himself on fire just to end with some random quote and then got back into the syllabus i was like tf ¿ then he played bill nye the science guy which was great since i haven't seen bill in years.

period 4 was humanities and we had to walk around listening to people talk about the gov't and our country but we had a very swift yet good convo about police brutality and racial violence.

this one bitch tho she wanna say: "i think our country would be better if we had a different president."

i literally laughed in her face like i hope you don't mean donald or jeb bush oh god they're ugly & irrelevant go for hilary even though she's problematic too(not for the emails because who ever believes that email stuff is full of bullshit.)

the teacher seems chill and nice though so that's awesome.

then in period five we had spanish but the teacher wasn't there and then i accidentally sat down with the super problematic white girls and i was like what am i doing and basically since the teacher wasn't there, we had silent study in which i slept.

then we had second lunch or whatever so i went to the bathroom to unstick my jeans from my thighs because it was hot as fuck.

sixth period, we had latin & i was expecting the teacher to be bitter and old but she's just old not bitter. she made us sing the declensions and stuff but we had a quiz on the geography i was so done but it's not like it goes to your grade so i barely did anything. then she said our hw was to find a binder and shit and tomorrow we have a quiz on the first declension endings which are really very simple and yeah she's cool like she jokes with us whatever.

then i had math and the teacher is really nice but she gave us those 'get to know you' things and i was like uhh i haven't seen these since fifth grade wyd???

ofc when the get to know you survey asked what my fave song was i said anything by lana del rey or the weeknd.

anyways the day was nice but the new kids that come in are so unintelligent like damn was i really like that last year? anyways, there's the sixies which are the kids that still have six years to graduate (our school goes from 7th - 12th grade) and they're in 7th grade and they walk so fucking slow like i know i was in seventh grade two months ago but can u pick up the pace like i should've been a mean eighth grader and told them to get the fuck out of the way.

like i'm trying to get places MOVE.

anyways ik a few of them and they really thought this school was gonna be heaven compared to their old school like they've literally said that honestly shut the fuck up lol

anyways that was school whatever im hungry so bye

#zuzaf

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