GUYS IM SO FUCKITY FUCKED UP
ABEL IS COMING TO MY TOWN FOR HIS TOUR AKA THE WEEKND
AND I REALLY WANT TO SHITTING GO
B UT THERES JUST ONE OR NINE PROBLEMS
1) it's a month after my birthday in october and i'm having a 90s themed birthday party which will probably cost like 100 dollars. my solution is that i'm having it in my house, i'm not getting a dj, i'm just buying soNGS BUT MY DAD HAS TO BUY THEM AND IM GONNA BUY A LOT OF SONGS BUT MY DAD IS ALSO GNA BUY THE TICKETS. and then i'm gna be making a cake and shit. AND IM HAVING MY FAMILY GET ME MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY
2) the tickets cost like $200 with the package to fucking mEET ABEL AND IM GETTING THE GODDAMN PACKAGE U WHORES I HAVE TO MEET MY DADDY (that was disgusting gtgtgtg) AND LIKE I WAS ONLINE JUST NOW LOOKING AT TICKETS AND IM FUCMINGSNFNIF BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP STEALING THE SEATS I WANT LIKE WTF JUST CUZ YOU HAVE MONEY DOESN'T MEAN U HAVE TO BE A BITCH
3) I HAVENT LISTENED TO OR BOUGHT HIS NEW ALBUM
4) I REFUSE TO GO WITH MY DAD TO THIS CONCERT BECAUSE IF HE HEARS ONE WORD ABOUT PUSSY THEN I HAVE TO LEAVE THE CONCERT SO IM GOING WITH MY CHILL ASS MOM BUT IM KINDA WORRIED ABOUT HER BC THE LYRICS ARE STILL VERY INTENSE AND I CAN HANDLE IT BUT IDK IF SHE THINKS I CAN
5) SO MANY DRUNK AND HIGH PEOPLE WILL BE THERE AND YEAH PEOPLE SMOKED WEED AT LANAS CONCERT WHICH I OBVIOUSLY WENT TO BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE DUMB AND WILL ASK IF I WENT. BUT ANYWAYS, PEOPLE SMOKE WEED THERE BUT THESE HOES ARE BRINGING ACID AND SHIT AND ESPECIALLY ON THE FLOOR SEATS WHERE I WANNA BE
6) IF I MEET ABEL HES GONNA BE LIKE 'DUDE WTF' IN HIS HEAD BECAUSE I'LL THEN BE A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD UGLY BITCH WITH BRACES LMAO LISTENING TO MUSIC ABOUT MAKING GIRLS SWALLOW HIS CUM LAMDOFIHIFHDSGBHNF
7) IF SOMEONE ELSE GOES AT MY SCHOOL IN MY GRADE AND I DONT IM GONNA KILL THEM AND GO TO JUVY
8) HALSEY AND BANKS ARE OPENING IF I DONT GO IM GOING TO LOSE. MY. SHIT.
9) I REALLY WANAN GO BUT THERE'S A BIG CHANCE I WONT BE ABLE TO GO FUCK
IM SO FUCKED UP I REALLY WANNA GO TO THIS ONE ESPECIALLY SINCE ABEL IS STILL ABLE TO MEET HIS FANS
#zuzaf