131. This is actually a law in Alaska……..”It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.” What?
132. Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
133. “Just kidding” is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
134. You know people be creepin’ when they like a Status update from a week ago.
135. 1 universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’M STILL SINGLE.
136. Onions: $3.00, Caramel: $2.00, Popsicle sticks: $1.00. Watching your friends bite into a caramel onion thinking it’s an apple: beyond priceless.
137. That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny and they don’t think it’s funny at all.
138. Make Today More Fun: Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “Now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold.
139. First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about – Nice shirt! You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Okay, who wants brownies?
140. Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing yoga.
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