SERIOUSLY NEVER TOUCH MY GLASSES
T HAT ID SO FUCKIN ANNOYING
The other day my friend was like, "Lemme see ur glasses" and she literally GRABBED THEM OFF MY FACE
NO
NO STOP
THAT IS SO RUDE AND ANNOYING WHY WOULD U FEEL THE NEED TO SWIPE THE THI NG S I NEED IN ORDER TO SEE JUST SO YOU CAN WEAR THEM
IF YOU'VE DONE THAT BEFORE HONESTLY FUCK U I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE
AND THEN SHE WAS WEARING THEM AND I SLID THEM OFF HER FACE AND THIS FUCKIN D*MBASS JUST TRIES TURNING HER HEAD VIOLENTLY THE OTHER WAY WHILE IM TAKING THESE FRAGILE BABIES OFF. AND SHE LOOKED SO CHILDUSH AND ANNOYIG WHILE TURNINGNHER HEAD YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO SMACK THAT HOE.
WHEN YOU ARE WEARING GLASSES, AND SOMEONE IS TAKING TJEM OFF OF.YOUR FACE YOU CANNOT TURN YOUR HEAD BECAUSE YOU WILL SNAP THEM IN HALF.
SO I YELLED, "UR GONNA BREAK THEM UR GONNA BREAK THEEEEM!" BECAUSE I COULD LITERALLY SEE TJEM TURNING AND LET ME TELL U HER HEAD IS MUCH WIDER THAN MINE IF SHE HAD TURNED ABOUT TWO MORE INCHES MY GLASSES WOULD BE BROKEN AND SHE WOULD BE PAYING WHAT TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS TO GET NEW ONES OR REPAIR THEM WHICH IS KIND OF IMPOSSIBLE AND I WOULD'VE REFUSED TO PAY IF SHE WOULDN'T HAVE PAID I WOULD'VE GONE TO COURT WITHTHAT SHIT
AND IT TOOK HER A WHILE TO STOP TURNING HER HEAD UGH
I WAS SO PISSED OFF. EHEN SOMEBODY HAS GLASSES, DONT WHINE ABOUT "GIVE ME UR GLASSES! PLEEEEEASSEEE." BECAUSE THEN IM GONNA GIVE THEM TO U AND UR IGNORANT ASS IS GONNA WIPE UR HANDS ALL OVER THE LENSES AND THEN IM GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN MY GLASSES BECAUSE YOUR FUCKI NG HAND GREASE GOT ALL OVER THE LENSES
AND DONT JUST GRAB THEM OFF MY FACE LIKE I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO ANSWER THIS BITCH JUST TOOK MY GLASSES OFF OF MY FACE
U DONT FUCKING dDO THAT LIKE U DUMBASS U CAN EASILY BREAK THEM BC U DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THEM WHICH BTW IT ISNT THAT HARD TO HOLD GLASSES PROPERLY EVEN IF U DONT HAVE GLASSES
ANOTHER ANNOYING THING IS WHEN I TAKE MY GLASSES OFF AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE "OMG HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP"
...
HOW FUCKING STUP*D CAN YOU GET
WHEN I TAKE MY GLASSES OFF I AM NOT BLINDI CAN SEE ITS JUST BLURRY DONT BE FUCKING D*MB
UGH