#rantable

By yagirlzuzu

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before i rant
crushes...
racism
lana del rey
heavy metal n hardcore n ish
fangirls
judgemental
age gaps in fanfics
wattpad problems
girl problems
slut shaming *TW*
(TW) ableism x neurotypicals
"Bitch"
SHUT UP ABOUT UR OPINION
glasses!
black ppl hair
cultural appropriation part one.
cultural appropriation part two
i am femINIST AND lAGAINSY MENINISM!!1212!2
lana del rey!!!!!!!!!
about me...
...
whaaaatt? what
mini rants about boys
transformation
spanish boyz again!
exterminate neurotypicals 2015 -- TW
poc speaks hell yeah hell yeah
writing skills
thanks
kid @ camp
dont judge challenge
bitch, hoe, slut, whore
campboi
love from a black girl's pov
mariah noticed me
kylie jenner
#whitegirlsdoitbetter
insta arguments
im big blonde and beautiful
jack gilinsky(tw i think- vERY sexual content)
jack gilinsky again!!!!
IM ANNOYED
"i'm gay for..."
angry black ppl
WHAT
jack or jack
mom
wattpad
boys fr
your fave is problematic
papi chulo
body positive
friends and media/politics
honeymoon *go listen NOW*
friends and media/politics pt. 2
hairspray!
LORD
how to become "popular" on wattpad
NO
morning routine
inner happiness && soul
YSSHDJDF
lana!!!
not ur body, not ur problem
MOM
stats on wattpad
yooooo
IM ON THE WATCH YALL
cute convos with holly
lesson of the day
i hate
bindi
high by the beach
backtrack
OKAY
ughh
KAITLYN JENNER IS A WOMAN
downgrade??
"i wish that i could wake up with amnesia" TW
oh
!!
fuck tha police - nwa
oh
its lit
i took hella long but
i'm kinda excited
ughhh
god bless
it's up!! *pls read*
what the fcuk
men
types of fanfics i hate
guys
this is so ugh tw
im still pissed
Straight ppl
BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS TOUR
:')
nonono
i only date white girls part 1
i only date white girls part 2
i only date white girls part 3
AYYEEEE
LIT AS SHIT
pity party
well
WHAYGEIFDFGJODGRFDFG
lmao
shade n school
ask fm
school series: first day
virginity
immigrants
masturbation
smfh
smutttt
ffffuckiinggg fight me
fuckboy talking out of turn
masturbation
SIX K
harryy
uh yeah
funny
school series: papi chulo who's white
9/11
white feminists
art hoe tag
#freethenip
guys
soccer n my dad
tag thingy
ugh
things today
fav songs
shitty day
HONEYMOON
okay wtf is today
honeymoon
!!
ah
this hoe
rantable 2.0
sO
school series: latin is ok
youtube!!!
u got games on ur phone ???
IM DONE
things i hate while reading smut
ABOUT RANTABLE 2.0
jeremy mcdole
my dream
flexing ?
september favorites
okay back ten or more steps out
fall into fall tag
new books
new york
annoying religious people
im so tired
cute white boy
alright.
asian fetish
respect.
damn you
SIENA
kinks!
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY
the mirabellas : ts3
holly owns u now
the n word
birthday party
SIT ON MY FACE
damn you but that's not the point!
nope
smh
nice
so
not working
wtf
old disney tag
just sayin
fall tag as heck
internet fame
what the fuck
do u guys remember
today was p bomb
me n my gayness
THIS IS FUCKING HALLOWEEN
IM A BUNNY
HALLOWEEN AT SCHOOL
just-a-rant
youtube!!
belated
idk
THE DOCTOR
im really happy and sad
LAST CHAPTER

more fuckboyness??

145 9 6
By yagirlzuzu

So. I know I talk a lot about the fboy that idk if i have feelings for but I'm gonna talk about him more omg what?

so today in my class, we randomly switched seats and so i had to sit next to fuck boy and as he was sitting next to me he was like, "suck my dick." To me and i was like "no." and he was like, "please?" but i knew he was joking so i said,

"Fuckboy." (i'll be bold and he'll be normal.)

he was like: if i stop bein a fuckboy will u put ur precious lips around my cock......olini chicken pot pie???

HAHAH jk i wish but no he said, if i stop bein a fuckboy will u suck my dick?

And I didn't reply and just rolled my eyes and then he was like, why do u act so innocent all the time?

and i was like wtf i dont im a bad bitch fuck wit me (im actually lame irl but everyone fangirls over me tbh)

he's like: and u always have a bitch face on. u look so pissed off half the time

I said: It's bc im mad that im not hot and iDK WHETE THIS CONFIDENCE CAME FROM WAT THE HELL ME? and then he just laughed and did his work like he was supposed to be doing in the first place...

later on he burped loud as fuck and i was like, "ew(insert fuck boys name here) ohmygod"

And then of course like he did to me once already he started repeating what i said like i was having sex and he started moaning like a pornstar and he was like,

"ohhhh yeah fuck meeee (insert name of fuckboy here)" and he kept moaning and i was like,

"no no no stop"

he just laughed huh...

so yeah then the rest of the class consisted of me fucking with him and him agitating me and him being serious as fuck and i hate him but hes hot????

SHOUTOUT TO HOLLY AND HER OUTFIT TODAY FUCK IT UP HON

#zuzaf

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