Tuesday 9:35 am:
I woke up to kissing on my neck and I turned around and saw Jimin looking at me.
"Is that your new way to wake me up Jimin?" I asked.
"It worked." He said.
"Obviously because I'm awake." I said. "But I was in a good dream." I added.
"Were we doing it?" He asked, smirking.
"No we weren't doing it, you wouldn't even in it." I said. "Instead of marrying you, I married food." I said.
"Really? Food?" He asked.
"Yes." I said. "The way to a girls heart is through her stomach, especially me." I said.
"I know that for a fact." He said. "I caught you eating a whole tub of ice cream in our bedroom one time, actually more than once." He said.
"More when it's my time of the month then I'm a monster with food." I said. "To keep me calm, you got to bring me food then I'll be happy." I said.
"You foodholic." He said.
"What? I love food." I said.
"Yeah so much you married it." He said. "But remember, I'm a mochi." He said, showing his mochi smile.
"You're my mochi, no one elses." I said, wrapping my arms around his neck. I pulled him down and kissed him and it started getting heated. I pulled away before it could get any further. "We can't do it right now, my parents are home." I said, pecking his lips then got out of bed.
I walked out of the room with Jimin behind me. He then slapped my butt which made me turn around and try to glare at him before chuckling.
"I saw that Jimin." My dad said.
Jimin acted like he didn't do anything but ended up laughing and put his hand over his mouth.
"Haha you got caught." I said.
"I saw that you liked it pumpkin." My dad said.
I looked down embarrassed and Jimin laughed harder.
"Shut up Jimin." I said, walking to the kitchen and leaving him and my father in the hallway laughing.
"Morning sweetie." My mom said, when she saw me walking into the room.
"Morning mom." I said, sitting at the island.
"What do you and Jimin have planned today?" She asked.
"Nothing yet but we might go to a museum or just watch TV in my room." I said. "Do you and dad have any plans for today?" I asked.
"I have to go grocery shopping because we're running out of food." She said.
"I can go with you if you need any help." I said.
"No, you and Jimin have fun while you both still can." She said.
"You sure you don't want me to come with you?" I asked.
"I'm sure sweetie." She said.
We all ate our breakfast and did what we were going to do. Me and Jimin were in the bedroom watching TV since it started to rain. My phone started to ring. I reached over and answered it without looking at the caller ID.
"Hello." I answered.
"Hey Y/N, how's it going over there with you, Jimin and your parents?" He asked.
"So far good." I said. "My dad caught him slapping my butt." I said, laughing.
"He did?" He asked, bursting out laughing.
"Yeah, I thought my dad was going to kill him but then he said to me that he saw that I liked it and that made him burst out laughing." I said
"That must've been embarrassing for you." He said.
"It was, I walked away from them while they were laughing." I said. "They're so lucky I love them or else I would've done something." I added.
"My poor Y/N." He said.
"Save me Tae." I said, causing Jimin to look at me. "Let me FaceTime you because Jimin might kill me and I need you to be a witness." I said.
"Okay." He said, ending the call.
I tapped on the FaceTime icon and called Taehyung. He soon showed up on my screen.
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Normal - You
Bold - Taehyung
Italics - Jimin
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Hello again Y/N
Hi Tae
Hello Taehyung, why are you calling my wife?
Because Y/N is my friend and friends talk to each other
Jimin, it's not like I'm dating him even though he is smoking hot
Baby, I'm smoking hot too
But it's THE Kim Taehyung from BTS
And I'm THE Park Jimin from BTS
I feel like this is supposed to be an argument but it's a funny one
Glad we're entertaining you Taehyung
He's right, this is funny
You think everything is funny
I wonder why? Maybe because I have a sense of humor
I have a sense of humor too
Then why aren't you laughing? Huh?!
Harharharharhar there I'm laughing
*laughing* What kind of laugh of laugh was that Jimin?
It was to show her that I have a sense of humor
*laughing* That sounded more like you're a crazy person, you are weird
Sexy kind of weird
That laugh wasn't sexy, more like it was scary
She's right Jimin, it scared me
Why did I marry you again? Why couldn't I marry Taehyung?
Because he's not as good in bed as I am
How do you know he's not good in bed?
Yeah Jimin, how do you know? And for information, I am
I don't know but I'm trying to make a point
And what point is that? That you're jealous that Taehyung is talking to me? Or that I said that it's THE Kim Taehyung?
I think she's got you Jimin, you're just jealous
I'm not jealous, I don't get jealous
Y/N is just mine not yours
You're jealous Jimin, we all see it and it's normal
We all get jealous sometimes, like me
Why would you get jealous baby?
All those fangirls looking at you
You don't have to be jealous baby, they can't have me only you can
I know that and I don't always gets jealous it happens once in awhile
She told me that she saw this one girl try to touch you and Y/N was burning with anger
You were baby?
Maybe but I didn't do anything because I knew you wouldn't cheat on and you know what would happen if you did
Your dad is going to kill me
Not only her dad
It would me too
And Jennie and my mom and Jennie's husband
I get it you two
As long as you don't hurt her, you're safe Jimin
Yeah Jimin no need to worry
I love you baby
I love you too Jimin
Thanks for reminding me I'm single you two
You're welcome Tae
I'm done with you two
I have to go before Jin Hyung kills me for not setting up the table
Okay, tell them I said hi
Tell them I said hi too Taehyung
I will bye bye
Bye
Bye
I ended the call and put it on the bedside table. I looked at Jimin and saw him turning the light off.
"What are you doing Jimin?" I asked.
"Taking a nap." He said. "Want to join me?" He asked.
"Fine, I am a little tired and I could use a nap." I said, laying on my side and wrapped my arm around him. I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
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Did a double update for you beautiful people.