Our Days at Twenty-five: BOOK 4 - CHANBAEK FF

[ 2 ] No Sex Policy

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Today is Sunday. It's everybody's rest day except for Jongin and Sehun. Sehun has class at the uni during Sundays, meanwhile Jongin has part-time at the chicken restaurant nearby. People left at home are just either freely lounging by themselves or resting.

"Hi guys..."

Baekhyun lets out a deep sigh, attracting the attention of Luhan and Kyungsoo having tea beside him at the living room.

"What's wrong, Baekhyun? You've got a long face there," Luhan says.

Kyungsoo just hums and flips the next page of the magazine he is reading.

"You see, Luhan hyung. I think I have a problem."

"Yeah? What is it?"

Baekhyun slumps his face on the table.

"Chanyeol sunbae and I are having too much sex."

"You only noticed that now?" Kyungsoo raises an eyebrow.

"I mean! It's not like we're still teenagers dealing with wild raging hormones. We're already adults! We're already properly! Working adults!" Baekhyun slaps the table hard. "When I'm at work, all I think about is sex! I'm getting addicted to it and it feels totally wrong!"

"How often do you do it anyway?" Kyungsoo asks.

"Uhm," Baekhyun blushes, "A-around.... three times... I guess."

"Well, sex thrice a week is just normal between sexually active couples," Luhan shrugs. "I mean, Sehun and I do it twice or thrice. It's not that 'too' much."

"No!!! You don't understand!" Baekhyun yells. "What I mean by three times, is we do it three times A DAY."

Luhan and Kyungsoo shoot him a horrified look.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"How is your hole!?"

"You make sex as your meals? What the hell?"

"You're a sex maniac!"

"Three multiplied by seven, equals twenty-one. Twenty-one multiplied by four, gives eight-four," Kyungsoo computes on his mind. "Goddamn, you're having sex eighty-four times a month!?"

"Eighty-four multiplied by twelve.... Well, that's basically.... One thousand eight!" Luhan screams. "If that goes on, you and Chanyeol are gonna fuck a thousand times a year!"

Baekhyun sobs into his palms.

"Don't do the maths, please. I'm already having a dilemma myself."

"You seriously have a problem, Baekhyun," Kyungsoo shakes his head. "I advise you to control your urges for now."

"I understand that you and Chanyeol are newlyweds but you should limit doing it," Luhan sighs. "Too much sex will kill you."

"Isn't that 'Too Much Love Will Kill You' based on the song?"

"It's basically the same, babe."

"Whatever."

Baekhyun cries, panicking all over the living room until he bumps against Chanyeol who just got down from the stairs, awoken up from his nap.

"Oh my god! I don't wanna die yet! What should I do---"

"Hey. Who's gonna die?" Chanyeol asks worriedly, holding Baekhyun's shoulders. "Babe. What's wrong?"