fuck soulmates | ironstrange

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"Actually it's 'sandwich,' Nate." Cooper said.

"And say thank you Nate!" Lida said.

"Shmank you!" Nate said and left running with his grilled cheese.

"Tony give me money, I want Taco Bell." Clint begged.

"You have a job so you have money. Get it with your own money."

"Tony I want to go shopping." Natasha said.

"So? Then go why are you asking me?" He said.

"Because you have money and you need money to shop."

"Hell no go away." Tony's shooed.

"Oooooh! Uncle Tony said a bad word! I'm telling!" Nate annoyingly went over to Steve and told the old man like he hasn't heard it too.

"Tony!" Steve called.

"What now?"

"Language, there are children around." He gestured to the Barton kids.

"I speak English."

"Okay we all do so now take me shopping. I need a new dress." Natasha grabber Tony's armband dragged him over to the elevator.

"Yeah thanks, but no thanks."

She glared into Tony's eyes, through his soul, and filled him with thoughts of pure evil.

"Yeah you know what, it's a nice day out and shopping sounds really good right about now." Tony surrendered.

"Good, lets bring Pepper too. She said she wanted to go a couple days ago."

"Oh god save me Steve!" Tony begged.

"It's just a bit of shopping Tony, you'll live."

Oh you've never been shopping with these two then.

"Cmon! We have no time to waste."

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"How much longer?" Tony asked as he held five shopping bags.

"I think that's it today. I'm pretty tired." Pepper yawned.

"Finally! Let's goooo!" He cheered.

The three started heading out. They spent only about a hundred and something.

"Call Happy now pleasee! I think I'm actually gonna die." Tony put the bags down on the floor as Pepper dialed Happy's number.

"Calm down. You're being dramatic now." Natasha said.

"Five minutes." Pepper announced.

"Ah! Five minutes is basically three years." Tony said as his phone rang.

"Can I get a break today?" He answered.

"Tones! Yeah Clint did something with the kids. When you com back just don't be mad or break something else...too."

"What'd you guys do this time huh? They better have not broke my fucking coffee machine for the billionth time."

"It's not 'us' the kids simply just got bored and Clint had a stupid idea as usual. Your coffee machine? Oh no that's fine. It's just the..uh.. don't worry about it! Just get back safe!"

"Rhodey what the fuck happened?"

"Nothing nothing!"

Tony was areas 100% sure he heard a "Put it out! Put it out!" In the background. Sure sounded like Sam and Clint panicking.

"Okay now bye! Remember, don't get mad!"

"TONY! GET BACK FASTER!" Bruce yelled.

They hung up.

*beep beep!*

Thank god. Happy's here.

"Happy! Thanks for getting here so quick!" Pepper greeted.

"You know me, I'm fast." Happy said.

"Happy drive. Go go go!" Tony urged.

"Okay okay!"

start to finish sure look different. what a mood change.
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