Sweet & Insane (Yoonmin) *Completed*

Our Christmas

Yoongi and I was walking down the rode holding hands til I let out a giggle. "Sad". I said and Yoongi glances at me. "Explain". Yoongi says. "Even though people see beauty around them there's always something lurking in the shadows to take people's sight from the beauty". I shook my head. "People are so gullible". I add. "I hate it". I hissed. "Do you really?".

I looked up at Yoongi confused. "Do you hate how people are stupid or do you hate how easy it is to kill them?". Yoongi asked. "Who knows". I shrugged. "You do". Yoongi said. "I know I do, but who wants to know?". I countered. "I d...". "Come, I saw a family that I like". I pulled Yoongi along to follow after a family.

"This will look SO cute on Jimin Rose!". I hugged a purple dress tightly. Yoongi was just watching the family in silence. I looked at him and huffed. 'I knew he wouldn't enjoy...'. "Do you kill them differently?". Yoongi asked and I looked at him shocked. "Umm... Yes, I do". I blinked. "Hmm". Yoongi hums and plays with the women's hair and I had to stop that. "Don't get jealous". Yoongi laughs. "Fuck you!". I yelled.

Yoongi laughs at me again and sits back in his chair. I went the man of the house and rip the tape from his mouth. "Let my damn family go". He glared. "Oh?". I tilt my head. "Looks like I got a biter". I giggled. "Tell me why...". The man spits in my face and my eye twitched. "You fucking...". Before I could do anything, Yoongi stabs him in his throat. "Yoon...". "How dare you". Yoongi stabs him again.

"How dare you spit on what's mine!". Yoongi cuts the man's tongue out and tossed it on the women's lap. "Do what your husband did and I'll do the same thing to you". Yoongi glared and sat back down like he didn't do anything. I jumped on him and started kissing him. "That was the hottest thing I ever saw you do". I said. Yoongi just smirks at me. "Don't you have things to do?". Yoongi says.

"Right". I pouted and slowly climb off him. "I'll start with the new man of the house". I smiled and swung Cain at his throat.

"Next...". I glanced at the daughter. "Hello". I touched her cheek. "Since I'm not in the talking mood thanks to your dead dad... Oh my god!". I turned to the women. "Put dead dad on his gravestone". I told her. "Babe". Yoongi sighs. "What?". I said. "How is about to do that is she's dead as well?". Yoongi asked. "You right". I nodded. "I'll leave a memo". I said.

I cut open the daughter's chest and laughed. "I just realized that you always leave my baby with Jin and Joon". I said. "Who else will I trust?". Yoongi said. "True". I nodded. "MMM!!!". I turned to the women. "I just adore your earrings". I said.

I cut open the women's arms and grinned. "Do you get some type of high killing people?". Yoongi asked. "Yes, very much so". I replied. "Its better then drugs". I said. "That shit will kill a bitch". I shivered and Yoongi snickered. "What do you do after this?". Yoongi asked. "Masterbation". I said and Yoongi chokes. "I'm kidding". I laughed. "I rob them and yes, I do leave them here".

 

"I see". Yoongi says and I got some on the women's blood and went to the wall.

"What are you doing?". Yoongi asked. "Writing dead dad". I said. "Seriously?". Yoongi says. "Yes and relax, this isn't my read hand". I saw him a rubber hand. "This is why I was never caught". I told him. "Well this and cops are a special type of slow". I rolled my eyes. "I hear you". Yoongi scoffed. "And for the last thing".

♡ bat baby is here ♡

"Ok!". I clapped. "We can go now". I told him. "Finally". Yoongi stretched. "Let's go show our daughter her new dress and toys!". I jumped and Yoongi smiled at me. "Lets". Yoongi takes my hand and we walked out the house. "Oh?".

We looked up and it was snowing. "Aww!". I smile. "This is my reward for doing a good job". I said. "Umm...". I kissed Yoongi. "Thanks for being my company and my love". I said. "You're welcome". Yoongi grins. "I had fun". Yoongi kissed my head. "Merry Christmas bat baby". Yoongi said.

"Merry Christmas master".