Sweet & Insane (Yoonmin) *Completed*

Chris loves bloodmas

Jimin's POV

"Its not Christmas without blooood! Paint your floor til is floods! Always sing your favorite Christmas song! But make sure its your favorite one! Cause they ain't nooooone!". I sing. "Ahh... Christmas, a time to drip blood on the snow and people will think its pretty". I giggled. "What is wrong with you?".

"Papi!". I jumped on Loco. "Hi other hubby". I bit my lip. "Get off me". Loco glared. "Mmm". I moaned. "When are you going to fuck me?". I asked. "I'm not!". Loco yelled. "I'm good, ask Yoongi". I said. "We are both married". Loco sighed. "Must not be good if you're bringing it up". I giggled. "Jimin, get off me". Loco says again. "No!". I shouted.

"You promised to give me a three way for my birthday and as you can see... Its WAY pasted my birthday". I pouted. "Be a man and keep your promise". I said. "I never promised you anything!". Loco pushed me off him. "And you didn't even do anything for Thanksgiving". Loco said. "That's not a holiday". I scoffed. "A day fill for thanks when you're supposed to be thankful everyday, please". I rolled my eyes.

"Wow... That's actually...". "I mean, I'm walking around killing people". I said. "Those that wasn't killed by me should be hella grateful". I smiled. "That's not what Thanksgiving should be about". Loco rubs his neck. "When is Thanksgiving?". I asked and Loco froze. "Let me call my mom". Loco says. "I promise to...". I smacked Loco's phone out his hand. "Fuck me first and I'll give you the answer".

Loco jumps away from me. "No". Loco replied. "But I know.... OWWW!". Someone pulls me by my earring. "The fuck are you doing?".