Sweet & Insane (Yoonmin) *Completed*

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"Chestnuts roasting on a blazing flame, he's wishing he just stayed in bed!". I sing while using a blow torch on the man's balls and dick. "Damn... What's the rest of that damn song?". I said. "I'm dreaming... Of killing... All of y'all, just like I killed those cop killers!". I danced. "Umm...". I tapped my foot. "I need another song to sing". I said. "I'm a good singer, I didn't even know that".

"Shit... I need to stock up on songs". I groaned. "So... Lets do this for now". I pulled out my phone and started playing the Michael Myers theme song. "This is my jam!". I started snapping my fingers WAY off beat. "This shit slaps, punches and kicks". I said. "Not gonna lie... Michael can get ALL of this". I shivered. "Let's talk about sexy serial killers for a minute".

I sat on the son's lap and leaned against his chest. "Jason's cute but he's gonna have to keep that mask on cause honey... He is uggly". I said. "Fuck Freddy... With his bitch ass". I scoffed. "Chuckie is a damn doll, but I do like Tiffany... She can rock a leather jacket". I sighed. "Oh! He ain't no killer... I think but Joker is daddy like a motherfucker". I moaned.

"Who else can get it?". I tapped my lips. "The voice of Saw sounds like a snack I want to chew on". I giggled. "And... That's all I got for now... Oh well time to die". I jumped of the son's lap and burned his throat with the blow torch. I slit the women's throat and bashed the man's head in with ocean. "Bored!". I groaned loudly.

"Lets see if I killed all those cops killers". I skipped to the door but I stepped on something. "A chew toy?". I said. "They have a dog?". I smiled. "Gotta kill it". I said. I'm not a monster. I said I will either kill animals or kids not both and I chose animals. "Here doggie doggie doggie". I whistled. "I mean I can let you go but I'm still in my killing frenzies so... No".

I was walking around the house til I saw a shadow in a room. I slowly opened the door with ocean.

"Found you...".