A Noob World Order

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A man gave a kid a mega churro.

On the other side of the scene, We noobs bit the mega churro we bought. The mega churros are basically tall as our height.

Shope, Tyler, Kevin and i couldn't take it anymore.

We were full.

"I'd never thought i'd say this but," Kevin dropped his mega churro. "Mega Churro is too mega!"

"We've been eating for an hour and haven't made a dent" Shope dropped her mega churro.

"No more churro" Tyler dropped his mega churro.

"But we have to finish it!" Roach said. "Throwing a churro no matter what size is bad luck!" He took a bite of his churro. 

"Sorry, Roach." I sighed. "But i'm getting sick of this shit"

"Do not use that uncultured language towards the churro!" Roach said. "You already know that's twice of bad luck!"

I dropped my churro without a care of the world, "Life is already bad lucky anyway"

Roach kept eating his mega churro.

We glared at him, "Throw it away!"

"Fine! But you'll see" Roach threw away his mega churro. "Churro gods will not be happy"

The mega churro perfectly landed on the trash can.

How the fuck did he do that?

Only for it to be crushed by a robot.

The robot roared which caused civilians to scream.

"Seee!" Roach gestured the robot but we gaped at the sight of the robot. Roach realized what he just gestured, "Right-AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The civilians ran away for once and the robot took the mega churro.........AND EAT IT.

Sorry, i've been watching death note.

"Ok, time to noob up!" Tyler smirked.

The noobs took out their battle balls and their attires changed into their super suits.

The robot roared and ate their mega churros.

"Ok, infected robot! Bring it on!" Shope smirked. "You're about to get noobed!"

The robot blinked and just ate his mega churros.

​​​​​​"It has like no interest in getting noobed" 

"And it didn't pay for that mega churro! So-" Roach increased his fist and fly towards the robot only for him to get blown away by it.

"My turn!" I smirked, ran towards the robot and punched it only nothing happens. "What the?!" I looked at the green aura. "Kryptonite?! Why does every robot i encounter has kryptonite?!"

While i was complaining about the robot had kryptonite, i didn't exactly hear what Shope said only for me to notice that the ground was shaking.

The robot grabbed me and it jumped towards my friends.

The robot let go of me and dropped me on the ground with me falling on my butt.

"I am so lucky that i have my battle ball" I sighed in relief. If i didn't i could get my legs crack or my butt would be in damage but other than that the robot just saved me.

"Ok, well that didn't work" Kevin blinked. "Okay, sure. A snake!" He transformed into a snake. 

He wrapped his body around the robot, Tyler teleported at the robot's arm.

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