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To Catch a Noob

"We can't get the finder raider!" Tyler yelled.

"Even though most of Roach's and (Y/N)'s heroic acts occur by accidents," Kira said. "We sure could use them now!"

"It's like we're missing our big toe and Shoe!" Kevin yelled.

"What does that mean?" Mem looked at Kevin.

"The big toe is what keeps the human foot balance functional," Shope explains. "And the shoe helps the foot to protect and comfort the human's foot"

"But it's really ugly," Zen commented. "It's definitely the worst looking toe and who really needs a shoe?"

"But without it the foot will be weak and unstable" Tyler explains. "And the shoe because it likes to protect the foot and without it the foot would be dirty and a mess"

"Well, then why don't you just get an artificial toe?" Mem asked. "Or wash your feet when it's dirty?"

"Ok, forget the toe analogy!"

The infected insects spits slime on the noobs and their mentors.

"Good thing, our suits are slime proof" Shope said but they all got electric shot from their suits.

"Maybe, they're not" Mem said

~~~~~

Roach and (Y/N) were ranting about catchphrases while holding a cup of tea on their hands.

"And that's what i said 'You've gotta be kidding me!' see that seems more like a catchphrase" Roach said. "Or what if you tried 'Hi-Ho let's go!'"

"Or maybe you should try 'Believe it!'" (Y/N) suggested. "Or 'I'm fired up now!'"

"They're back on talking about catchphrases," Count Venamus said. "And Hi-ho let's go is terrible and you two better believe it!"

(Y/N) chuckled. "You heard that Roach, Count Venamus just used one of the most popular Anime's catchphrases!"

"Yeah, i never knew he was in that kind of stuff" Roach commented. "I have to say, i'm loving the new ship although the colour doesn't really say evil"

"Yes it does!" Count Venamus glared.

"Not on earth," (Y/N) said. "Speaking of Earth, you know our friends will come and rescue us at some point"

Count Venamus puts his fingers on his ears and childishly said, "Lalalalala can't hear you, fingers on my ears lalallalala"

~~~~~

The noobs and the three aliens were surrounded by the infected insects and they were stuck on the slime.

"Can't believe, we're gonna lose to the virus!" Tyler sighed.

"If only we have our big toe and shoe!" Kevin cried.

Suddenly, a huge purple, cube ship landed on the insects.

Count Venamus makes a balcony appears. He has a bored expression while Roach and (Y/N) were behind him.

They were smiling at their friends and mentors.

"Hi!"

"Yo!"

"Ohh," Roach looked at his friends. "You look slimy"

"They're driving me nuts!" Count Venamus admitted. "But be warn, i will return with a better spaceship with a soundproof sound around the Round warrior and the (H/C) warrior"

Count Venamus levitates (Y/N) and Roach and dropped them to the ground. Roach landed upside down on the slime while (Y/N) landed on Kevin's arms.

"Until we meet again," Count Venamus said. "Have fun with i-"

The balcony automatically closed which caused Count Venamus to get shoved inside.

"I wasn't finished with my new line-" The balcony automatically opens which caused Count Venamus to yelped in pain.

"Oh i hate this ship," Count Venamus said. "Have fun with it!"

"Fun with what?" Zen asked.

"Dude, what does that even mean?" Kevin asked.

"I'll tell you what it mea-" The balcony closes again which he yelped in pain.

And opens it again and closes it again.

It repeated for a few seconds until the minions walked to the balcony looking confused.

"I'm not even on it!" Count Venamus said. "Let's go, let's just go!"

The balcony closes and the spaceship flies to space.

Tyler sighed, "It's good to have you back, pal"

"Good to be back"

"Aww, what about me?" (Y/N) asked. "You didn't miss me?"

"U-um no. I mean i do miss you, i mean not a creepy way" Tyler stuttered and (Y/N) shook her head fondlingly.

"Oh, hey" Roach said. "I took this cool souvenir, it's from his cool red panel that said 'Self destruction'"

The others were smiling at each other and (Y/N) ruffled Roach's hair.

~~~~~

The large purple, cube ship was flying through the galaxy then Count Venamus heard a noise that made him curious.

"What is that?" Count Venamus asked. "What is that ticking?"

The spaceship was exploded which caused Count Venamus and his minions to scream.