Fem Characters x Male reader and stuff

Shy Girl x Video Game Charater reade~Him

On a secret base where Secret people do Secret things

???: Is it done yet?

???: One minute stupid American.

???: Come on aren't you the people who made Tetris!

???: Ok racist!

???: Loading code into random disks.

???; Hypothesis what will the emotional implications of wacky ai into programs affect the user.
Meanwhile in a suburban town.

Linda: 🎶I'm gonna be your sledgehammer🎶

Mom: You seem awfully happy today is it a boy?

Linda: Wahhhhhhhhhh nope!

Mom: hehe then what?

Linda: I'm going to the video game store remember!

Mom: oh yeah. Speaking of which!

Mom slams the accelerator forgetting her promise she made to Linda

Mom: Ok 10 minutes I've got to make dinner.

Linda: ugh ok.

Mom: Hey you be grateful I could have not taken you at all.

Linda went into the store going to the PC section.

Linda: Cuse me mister. Anything good come out lately? I'm kinda on a time crunch.

Dude: Adventure fantasy scroll quest final rpg now has a Spotify mood that makes a playlist for your okay through.

Linda: I'll take it.

Dude: Do you have an account with us?

Linda: No.

Dude: would you like to make one?

Linda: No

Dude: Are you sure you'll save a nickel on this purchase and get an extra penny on trade in?

Linda: No

Dude: Could we get your email?

Linda: Why?

Dude: So we can spam fuck it with deals.

Linda: No

Dude: Are you sure if you sign up now you'll get a promo code for negative 48% off your next purchase.

Linda: No

Dude: Would you like to pre order anything?

Linda: No

Dude: I have an entire list of stuff coming out.

Linda: *grits teeth* No sir

Dude: Ok would you like disc protection only 5 bucks?

Linda: No

Dude: Ok now your purchase will be a total of 63.56 would you like to make a donation to the feed the Congo?

Linda: No

Dude: ok on the pad over here just look into little mongonos face and tell him that your not eating tonight!

Linda: *cold blooded* your not eating tonight.

Later

Like anyone getting a game Linda got out of the car after frantically looking at the disc 50 times ran up to her room.

Linda: Oooh so excited!

Computer: Running Joaquin Phoenix Her.exe

Game: Long ago in the land of Midgar Skyrim Hyrule. There was a brave hero on a quest he was chosen to travel time, slay dragons, and destroy the prince of darkness this is his story.