classmates | minsung

35.

messenger
texting: group chat "two hoes and a half."

soojin:
you bitches
you really left to malaysia
and didn't bring me

minho:
no
we're at my house😋

soojin:
bruh
hyunsoo sent a photo of you guys
playing with the cat

minho:
fuck

jisung:
it was minho's idea.
he was the one who bought the tickets.
he planned it.

minho:
you AGREED to go

jisung:
hahaha
suddenly this is an a and b conversation
so imma c my way outta it😹✋

minho:
i love that my boyfriend just leaves me to die
that's honestly so nice

soojin:
lmaoooo
you need a new boyfriend

minho:
i know right
i'm trashing this loser
aight but am i dying

soojin:
lol no
i just wanted to annoy you guys
besides
i'm surprising hyunsoo for his birthday

minho:
isn't his birthday the 16th
you're gonna miss school

soojin:
and ???
my baby brother >>>> school
there's no way imma miss his birthday

minho:
true
i get to spend jian's birthday with him😋

soojin:
have you planned anything

minho:
not yet
i need to talk to his siblings about it
maybe do a surprise party for him?
i don't know

soojin:
remember when you hated him LMAO

minho:
remember when you hated hyunsoo LMAO

soojin:
our growth😤✋
we are so great
bruh your boyfriend rlly dipped
he said: he can die

minho:
he's just playing with the cat now
dude their cat is so fucking CUTE
I WANT TO TAKE IT

soojin:
it's their baby
don't steal their baby

minho:
i love that they're not dating
but have a whole kitten together

soojin:
hyunsoo said something about possibly
dating once they enter junior high
which is literally less than a week away

minho:
they need to date !!!

soojin:
hyunsoo's scared they won't last if they
date this early
but like, i'm pretty sure they're gonna last
they're literally mini you and jisung

minho:
let's just hope they only date once
and not three different times

soojin:
LMFAO

jisung:
i'm still here

soojin:
shh
we're just saying
we don't need those gay babies breaking up just to get back together
honestly, no idea why hyunsoo stresses their relationship and if they might not last
their relationship is like bedrock
stable as fuck and unbreakable 
minecraft references 101

minho:
LOL
i don't know
maybe i can annoy him about it
and give him some a+ advice😎
"you have a kitten together, that's equivalent to having a child, therefore, date."

soojin:
LMAO BRUH
if u get them to start dating
lemme know
so i can start annoying him
"ima tell mom you guys kissed"

minho:
bruh they gonna be seungmin and
jeongin pre-hyunjin
not kissing for two years
actually longer than that
actually no they'd be thirteen/nearly thirteen
they'd probably kiss by then

jisung:
gay

soojin:
LMFAO
imma annoy him with that
"did you guys kiss yet"
"i'm telling mom"
"ooooo you guys b kissing huh"

minho:
knowing him
he'd probably be like
"no!! i only kiss my dino nuggies!"

soojin:
he's so PURE
MY BABY
now that you guys are there
can you give him night kisses and tuck him
in for me

minho:
you don't have to tell me twice
i love my baby

soojin:
good
ok go spend so much time w him pls
i'll stop annoying you guys now
bye bye<3

minho:
i'll keep you updated 100%

soojin:
thank you
i love you both<3
MWAH

minho:
MWAH

authors note:
soft jay b making a return and that's DISGUSTING bc i was so 'uwu' all the damn time
also i'm starting to thrive again and it's making me happy and bruh i'm so happy bc i might see ems again dis weekend and i already told my mom and she said ems could come over to my house🥺